I'm white on the right side....he's black on the right side
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I'm white on the right side....he's black on the right side
Obviously I need to kill him. I'm black on the left side so there really is nothing to discuss, I don't know why I posted this. Its a given no one will disagree with me. And if they do, I'll denounce them and end my friendships with them forever.
Proverbs 31:6&7
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And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Re: I'm white on the right side....he's black on the right s
How about them trousers?
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: I'm white on the right side....he's black on the right s
Riddle me this Batman...frankennietzsche wrote:How about them trousers?
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
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^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
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I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
Re: I'm white on the right side....he's black on the right s
Frank Gorshin used to be a guest on the Don & Mike show in DC at least once a year. He was one of the few Hollywood type that weren't fake friends with the radio guys, just long enough to get what they needed out of a major market then nothing. He had some great stories about the old Hollywood days, seemed to me he was a helluva drinker back in the day. Still was too, if I recall. Smoked like a chimney. They Dj's would send him a bottle of Scotch or Bourbon and a carton of smokes for his birthday every year.
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Re: I'm white on the right side....he's black on the right s
A former co-worker, who happened to be married to an Asian woman and also spoke fluent Cantonese, said this to me once...
Him: "You know what?"
Me: "No"
Him: "There's 2 kinds of Asians"
Me: "Yeah?"
Him: "You got a banana, which is yellow on the outside and white on the inside. And you got your hard-boiled egg, white on the outside and yellow on the inside"
Me: "Hmmmm. So you paying for the mu-shu pork or is this on me?"
Don't know where I was going with this, just wanted to throw something in. You're welcome or fuck you, depending on your interpretation.
Him: "You know what?"
Me: "No"
Him: "There's 2 kinds of Asians"
Me: "Yeah?"
Him: "You got a banana, which is yellow on the outside and white on the inside. And you got your hard-boiled egg, white on the outside and yellow on the inside"
Me: "Hmmmm. So you paying for the mu-shu pork or is this on me?"
Don't know where I was going with this, just wanted to throw something in. You're welcome or fuck you, depending on your interpretation.
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after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
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'Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right'
~Isaac Asimov
A person can work up a mean, mean thirst
after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
~The Replacements
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Re: I'm white on the right side....he's black on the right s
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Fun story: to alleviate boredom here at work, I like to make up my own phoenetic alphabet when giving part numbers. Yesterday, for a fitting starting with "FG" I used "Frank Gorshen". Weeeeeeeeeee.
I've also used "twisted sister" and "Larry Fine".
I've also used "twisted sister" and "Larry Fine".
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: I'm white on the right side....he's black on the right s
duh: hot, and homely.greygoose1 wrote: Him: "There's 2 kinds of Asians"
Stupid should hurt.
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