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Hi, I am new, also I am a c**t. That is all.
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I'm going to assume you meant "cunt" which is allowed based on the growing amount of British folk here who seem to look on the word as harmless as "ass" or " prick" or "Thatcher" no strike that last one. Of course if you meant "clit" then I've no idea what to do with you.coldwarclassic wrote:Hi, I am new, also I am a c**t. That is all.
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And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Hi all!
I found this site and the magazine a few years ago. I loved it! Finally decided to register here. From what I've read you're a fun and knowledgeable bunch. Cheers!
I found this site and the magazine a few years ago. I loved it! Finally decided to register here. From what I've read you're a fun and knowledgeable bunch. Cheers!
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We're a bunch of awesome saucers, yes. That doesn't sound like I meant it to come out. Sounds like I want to attract kittens. Meow, that's not at all what I was after.
Welcome aboard, all new. Love and hugs.
Welcome aboard, all new. Love and hugs.
"binary: being drunk makes me amazed at life"
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
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Weird, this post. We just used to ask about drinks. But now, someone new is faced with Savage's amazing post count. How do you catch up? How do you work your way in?
Chat works. Posts probably do too, but I'm busy drinking in chat.
Chat works. Posts probably do too, but I'm busy drinking in chat.
"binary: being drunk makes me amazed at life"
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
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Ya know, this Chat thing of which you speak makes a drunk here wonder wth is up with that. I type with two fingers, have to retype and stuff, but itd be good to check it out this weekend when i get done with the job-habit thing that supports my drikning carrer.WastelessPointOfTime wrote:Weird, this post. We just used to ask about drinks. But now, someone new is faced with Savage's amazing post count. How do you catch up? How do you work your way in?
Chat works. Posts probably do too, but I'm busy drinking in chat.
Peace ya mighty Driunkards.
Time well spent with the likes of you'un, infuckingdeed
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I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Well??? Where the crap are ya?tdcwillies wrote:Ya know, this Chat thing of which you speak makes a drunk here wonder wth is up with that. I type with two fingers, have to retype and stuff, but itd be good to check it out this weekend when i get done with the job-habit thing that supports my drikning carrer.WastelessPointOfTime wrote:Weird, this post. We just used to ask about drinks. But now, someone new is faced with Savage's amazing post count. How do you catch up? How do you work your way in?
Chat works. Posts probably do too, but I'm busy drinking in chat.
Peace ya mighty Driunkards.
Time well spent with the likes of you'un, infuckingdeed
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
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"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
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"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
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altlover85 wrote:Hi all!
I found this site and the magazine a few years ago. I loved it! Finally decided to register here. From what I've read you're a fun and knowledgeable bunch. Cheers!
Welcome! We are all of the above. We are also thirsty - well, not all of us are Thirsty - you'll meet him soon enough - for those of us who are small t thirsty, we require the newbs fetch us libations, with utmost politeness, of course. By your leave, I would enjoy a Stoli O and club please - no fruit - I ain't here for breakfast, I'm here to drink.
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
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"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
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"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
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Yo all!
I love Steel Reserve.... love love love it!
I'm not your typical malt liquor drinker either, I'm female, a wife, a mother, a professional, a friend.
Steel Reserve rocks, who's with me? Cheers!
I'm not your typical malt liquor drinker either, I'm female, a wife, a mother, a professional, a friend.
Steel Reserve rocks, who's with me? Cheers!
Re: Yo all!
Is it 40 week already???steelreserve71 wrote:I love Steel Reserve.... love love love it!
I'm not your typical malt liquor drinker either, I'm female, a wife, a mother, a professional, a friend.
Steel Reserve rocks, who's with me? Cheers!
And I'll have a double Jamesons rocks.
Stat.
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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If we're going 40's Mickey's. Bottoms up!steelreserve71 wrote:I love Steel Reserve.... love love love it!
I'm not your typical malt liquor drinker either, I'm female, a wife, a mother, a professional, a friend.
Steel Reserve rocks, who's with me? Cheers!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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I am Savage. I drink to live. And, also some other stuff. My head is spinning. I think I need to lie down. I'll be alright in a while. I was told there would be ice cream and cake. True?
sorry. I haven't been myself since I lost fifty or sixty pounds. I think the fat used to absorb the alcohol.
sorry. I haven't been myself since I lost fifty or sixty pounds. I think the fat used to absorb the alcohol.
like tears in rain
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Hey yo....new here guys. this zine and forum are the fucking shit...only just found you guys a week or so ago. for the longest time i thought i was the only motherfucker who accepted functional alchoholism as the glorious bastard that it is. looking forward to contributing......NOSTROVIA, Benno.
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Welcome, new people whose names I've forgotten during the scroll. I accept Bourbon.
steved2112, you are still glorious. The end of your post so made me think of F. Sott's sig...
steved2112, you are still glorious. The end of your post so made me think of F. Sott's sig...
"binary: being drunk makes me amazed at life"
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
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Well...I'm glad this American outlaw could find a place where people enjoy an entertaining and basic part of life...booze. I might be new here, but tonight I'm drinkin everclear and coke, usually its Jack n' coke but man this week has been crazy! I had to rebuild a deck, build a concrete walkway, and paint a building (or two) just to make ends meet... But ironically I wouldn't trade this shit for the world. There's something about working my hands to the fucking bone and then coming home and getting drunk that keeps me going. Call me insane but I can dig it! I'm sure there are a few people out there that know what I mean!!