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18 Obsolete Words...
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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May I offer my contrafibularities...?
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Fucktard seems obsolete. It needs to be revived.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
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OK, you start...Fast Cast wrote:Fucktard seems obsolete. It needs to be revived.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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I already did, fucktard.Palinka wrote:OK, you start...Fast Cast wrote:Fucktard seems obsolete. It needs to be revived.
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I've heard of "Grass Widow" but not California Widow. Why you blame us? What did we ever do to the rest of you staties?
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These folks really know how to irritate the locals. This abuse is really old so might as well have another drink.Savage wrote:I've heard of "Grass Widow" but not California Widow. Why you blame us? What did we ever do to the rest of you staties?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Isn't that sort of the whole point about insults?Lush City wrote: These folks really know how to irritate...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: 18 Obsolete Words...
Seems I have jirbled in the past and likely to do so again.
Not the Richard Gere kind though.
Not the Richard Gere kind though.
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Speaking of Richard Gere...did you know he's back in the hospital?Patchez wrote:Seems I have jirbled in the past and likely to do so again.
Not the Richard Gere kind though.
Something about having a mole removed...
http://instantrimshot.com/
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
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okay, took me a bit. I hadn't had my frosted flakes yet. I get it now. HAH! HAH!peetie44 wrote:Speaking of Richard Gere...did you know he's back in the hospital?Patchez wrote:Seems I have jirbled in the past and likely to do so again.
Not the Richard Gere kind though.
Something about having a mole removed...
http://instantrimshot.com/
Maybe you should gopher that joke again.
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Douchenozzle is another in need of reviving.
Fast Cast - is "Eat my Fucktard" a proper use of the word?
Perhaps we should consult Mayhem.
Fast Cast - is "Eat my Fucktard" a proper use of the word?
Perhaps we should consult Mayhem.
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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ConcurSurreal wrote:Douchenozzle is another in need of reviving.
Fast Cast - is "Eat my Fucktard" a proper use of the word?
Perhaps we should consult Mayhem.
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ducky
n.,
(used as a term of endearment or familiarity) dear; sweetheart; darling; pet
gremmie
n.
a novice surfer or one with poor form.
hodad
n.
one who poses as a surfer with all the gear but never surfs
moola
n.
money.
palooka
n.
an athlete, esp. a boxer, lacking in ability, experience, or competitive spirit.
"I ended up on a train with a one way ticket to Palookaville" - I'm too drunk to remember or research where that came from. OK? So help me out here.
http://dynamo.dictionary.com/57382/mool ... ican-slang
n.,
(used as a term of endearment or familiarity) dear; sweetheart; darling; pet
gremmie
n.
a novice surfer or one with poor form.
hodad
n.
one who poses as a surfer with all the gear but never surfs
moola
n.
money.
palooka
n.
an athlete, esp. a boxer, lacking in ability, experience, or competitive spirit.
"I ended up on a train with a one way ticket to Palookaville" - I'm too drunk to remember or research where that came from. OK? So help me out here.
http://dynamo.dictionary.com/57382/mool ... ican-slang
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In German they have the term Straw Widow (Strohwitwe) for what the article calls California Widow.Savage wrote:I've heard of "Grass Widow" but not California Widow. Why you blame us? What did we ever do to the rest of you staties?