Satan: The Histories

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Satan: The Histories

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:20 am

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Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Sep 06, 2013 4:46 pm

The history of the devil and the idea of evil, from the earliest times to the present day Paul Carus

I recommend this book. In fact, I recommend that you go, physically to a bookstore and purchase it. If you are a shut in, here it is in electronic form:
http://archive.org/details/historydeviland00carugoog
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Re: Satan: The Histories

Post by Screwball » Fri Sep 06, 2013 4:57 pm

Jesus is my co-pilot and tonight we are going out cruising for hookers and blow.

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Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:51 pm

Screwball wrote:Jesus is my co-pilot and tonight we are going out cruising for hookers and blow.
...Now on his way to Austin, Jesus healed ten hookers.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Post by Judge » Fri Sep 06, 2013 11:52 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:...Now on his way to Austin, Jesus healed ten hookers.
Of course Austin, where else in Texas is one to go for the above? Plus mothers approve of girls from Austin.
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Post by Mr Boozificator » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:04 pm

It's not because I am a catholic that I say that, but think about it: in which other religion does God declares wine to be his blood and then decides to live with a prostitute. Who wouldn't have a (free) glass with Jesus, honestly?
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Re: Satan: The Histories

Post by Screwball » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:43 pm

Judge wrote:Of course Austin, where else in Texas is one to go for the above? Plus mothers approve of girls from Austin.
San Antonio has some of the best meth in the country and their hookers aren't that bad if ya don't mind them a bit...bony.

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Re: Satan: The Histories

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:45 am

A tweet from one of the head writers over at SomethingAwful:
Josh 'Livestock' Boruff wrote:I don't mean to play devil's advocate here, but maybe you really should worship Satan, the prince of all darkness.
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Post by One for the Frog » Mon Sep 09, 2013 3:40 pm

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Re: Satan: The Histories

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:15 pm

One for the Frog wrote:Jesus take the wheel
I've seen you drive...
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