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Satan: The Histories
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Satan: The Histories
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Re: Satan: The Histories
The history of the devil and the idea of evil, from the earliest times to the present day Paul Carus
I recommend this book. In fact, I recommend that you go, physically to a bookstore and purchase it. If you are a shut in, here it is in electronic form:
http://archive.org/details/historydeviland00carugoog
I recommend this book. In fact, I recommend that you go, physically to a bookstore and purchase it. If you are a shut in, here it is in electronic form:
http://archive.org/details/historydeviland00carugoog
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Jesus is my co-pilot and tonight we are going out cruising for hookers and blow.
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...Now on his way to Austin, Jesus healed ten hookers.Screwball wrote:Jesus is my co-pilot and tonight we are going out cruising for hookers and blow.
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Of course Austin, where else in Texas is one to go for the above? Plus mothers approve of girls from Austin.ThirstyDrunk wrote:...Now on his way to Austin, Jesus healed ten hookers.
Proverbs 31:6&7
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It's not because I am a catholic that I say that, but think about it: in which other religion does God declares wine to be his blood and then decides to live with a prostitute. Who wouldn't have a (free) glass with Jesus, honestly?
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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San Antonio has some of the best meth in the country and their hookers aren't that bad if ya don't mind them a bit...bony.Judge wrote:Of course Austin, where else in Texas is one to go for the above? Plus mothers approve of girls from Austin.
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A tweet from one of the head writers over at SomethingAwful:
Josh 'Livestock' Boruff wrote:I don't mean to play devil's advocate here, but maybe you really should worship Satan, the prince of all darkness.
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Jesus take the wheel
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I've seen you drive...One for the Frog wrote:Jesus take the wheel
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