Satan: The Histories

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Satan: The Histories

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The history of the devil and the idea of evil, from the earliest times to the present day Paul Carus

I recommend this book. In fact, I recommend that you go, physically to a bookstore and purchase it. If you are a shut in, here it is in electronic form:
http://archive.org/details/historydeviland00carugoog
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Jesus is my co-pilot and tonight we are going out cruising for hookers and blow.

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Screwball wrote:Jesus is my co-pilot and tonight we are going out cruising for hookers and blow.
...Now on his way to Austin, Jesus healed ten hookers.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:...Now on his way to Austin, Jesus healed ten hookers.
Of course Austin, where else in Texas is one to go for the above? Plus mothers approve of girls from Austin.
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It's not because I am a catholic that I say that, but think about it: in which other religion does God declares wine to be his blood and then decides to live with a prostitute. Who wouldn't have a (free) glass with Jesus, honestly?
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Judge wrote:Of course Austin, where else in Texas is one to go for the above? Plus mothers approve of girls from Austin.
San Antonio has some of the best meth in the country and their hookers aren't that bad if ya don't mind them a bit...bony.

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A tweet from one of the head writers over at SomethingAwful:
Josh 'Livestock' Boruff wrote:I don't mean to play devil's advocate here, but maybe you really should worship Satan, the prince of all darkness.
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One for the Frog wrote:Jesus take the wheel
I've seen you drive...
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