i was kidding ;)i know this. I've been having a tough time w/ all health care lately. ESPECIALLY teeth. I should hop a train to Canada. ;) until then i will drink this fine drink. :)Palinka wrote:See the posts regarding "Health Service".l... wrote:you guys can afford dentists? ;)
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That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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Just look what dentists can do to you!
Kids, stay in school and don't do dentistry!
Kids, stay in school and don't do dentistry!
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I know a man who was so frightened of his dentist that he tore the armrest of the chair and hit him with it. Says it was a bit cringey when they were reunited 20 years later
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My teeth are like those of the Komodo Dragon; one bite and you're fucked...
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Do they use rape frog?Palinka Morningstar wrote:Just look what dentists can do to you!
Kids, stay in school and don't do dentistry!
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Of course I mean: drog. Fucking intelligent phone.One for the Frog wrote:frog?
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Actually, you mean "drug". And the answer is no, the "date-rape drug" that you are referring to, rohypnol, has no licensed used in dentistry. The young lady, in that clip, was probably given a mixture of heavy sedation (usually an intravenous injection of liquid diazepam, also known as valium) and a nasal pump of nitrous oxide.One for the Frog wrote:Of course I mean: drog. Fucking intelligent phone.One for the Frog wrote:frog?
I am pretty sure that you are now likely to receive plenty of enquires about "date-rape frogs", though. Maybe you should change your name to "One for the HypnoToad"?
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Fuck that, it is drug.
It was a funny fail, anyway.
My phone is definitely smarter than me, or so it seems.
It was a funny fail, anyway.
My phone is definitely smarter than me, or so it seems.
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One for the Frog wrote:...My phone is definitely smarter than me, or so it seems.
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Still thinking about picking hypnotoad for my avatar, though.
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I can see how that might appeal to you...One for the Frog wrote:Still thinking about picking hypnotoad for my avatar, though.
And, of course,...
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