The Daily Nut (your way of making a living)

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:24 pm

Stingray wrote:
Savage wrote:I'm embarrassed to say what I do to earn my daily bread.

But I am damn good at it.
Let me guess.... Your an erotic furniture designer?

Except when you denigrate Dear Lady S.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:06 pm

Wait, back up the truck. I'm trying to figure that one out. Erotic furniture designer?

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:18 pm

Chairs and such with protuberances and cavities in strategic locations, perhaps?

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:45 pm

Oogty ick. What brought you up, boy?

Stingray · Post by **Stingray** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 5:32 am

Now I laughed so much that some of my left over pizza that I brought to work for lunch came out of my nose!!!

benitobeast69 · Post by **benitobeast69** » Fri Oct 11, 2013 7:53 pm

i work at subway..the sandwich shop..yeah! hah. the pay is obviously terrible.. but i enjoy it and i can go into work and straight up tell my boss how drunk i am still from the night before..i finished my degree a couple of years ago and could probably get a better job.. but i'm enjoy the incredible lack of responsibility for now....also those sandwich's can soak the shit out of a hangover.

Lush City · Post by **Lush City** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:55 pm

I own a factory/assembly plant for sexual paraphernalia. Quite profitable I might add. Keeps me in the most expensive Tequilas and local brewed Mexican cerveza.

Bobby Stout · Post by **Bobby Stout** » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:56 am

I work for The Man.

Seeing as The Man takes (in my view) an inordinate amount of my wages away in tax, I see nothing morally wrong with getting cock-eyed on the clock and do so pretty much every day. Once you figure out how to do it right, work just isn't so bad anymore. Not that I enjoy it, or anything.

Besides, they raised the retirement age and there's simply no way I'm gonna work THAT long, so an eventual firing or early death from an alcohol related illness would be much preferable.

Mr. Viking · Post by **Mr. Viking** » Sun Oct 13, 2013 4:01 am

Lush City wrote:I own a factory/assembly plant for sexual paraphernalia. Quite profitable I might add. Keeps me in the most expensive Tequilas and local brewed Mexican cerveza.

excellent. I think you win

Wingman · Post by **Wingman** » Sun Oct 13, 2013 4:58 pm

i make dreams come true. i'm in sales for a manufacturing company. we've done everything from produce parts for a local entrepeneur's side hussle to parts for a supercollider. or however you spell that.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Sun Oct 13, 2013 5:05 pm

Wingman wrote:i make dreams come true [...] or however you spell that.

L-I-Q-U-O-R S-A-L-E-S.

Surreal · Post by **Surreal** » Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:51 am

Wingman wrote:i make dreams come true. i'm in sales for a manufacturing company. we've done everything from produce parts for a local entrepeneur's side hussle to parts for a supercollider. or however you spell that.

Supercollider?

Is that like when a double Jamesons slides down your gullet and slams into your liver?

I've done this.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 5:01 am

I spin dreams that no one will ever read. And I cook.

Lush City · Post by **Lush City** » Sat Oct 19, 2013 8:52 pm

My daily nut is being squeezed by Obamacare.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Mon Oct 21, 2013 7:14 am

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