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Things that make you mad.

Post by Mr Boozificator » Sat Oct 26, 2013 4:03 pm

I'll start, of course...

Well it makes me mad that instead of the Franco-German couple no one is talking about the UK-French couple.
Why? Well because it should be the couple leading Europe and directing this very slow and messy boat towards success.
If it wasn't for our respective insane prides and the fact that you are the ones we love to hate and conversely, we would be ruling the World by now.
We have always had common values and there were absolutely no time in History when one of us have allowed the other to be attacked by anyone but his dreadful friend/enemy.
Why is it, why for fuck's sake is it that, if our respective aristocracies could take shelter in one an other's countries in time of crisis we can not accept that we are natural allies?
Why is it that going to Manchester is more exotic than going to the Pacific Islands for me? Why can't we accept that united we can steer the paquebot that Europe is? Why do we always have to disagree just for the sake of disagreeing?
I wonder, and it makes me mad.
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Re: Things that make you mad.

Post by Screwball » Sat Oct 26, 2013 5:29 pm

You want to know what makes me mad?

Really?


YOU want to know What Makes Me MAD!!!


I WILL TELL YOU WHAT MAKES ME MAD!!!!!!!






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Re: Things that make you mad.

Post by Mr. Viking » Sun Oct 27, 2013 6:16 am

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-British_Union

we've been close to it before. Would be a wonderful thing
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Re: Things that make you mad.

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Oct 27, 2013 6:41 am

It would be hi-fucking-larious if, after the referendum, Scotland seceded from the Union and, in the spirit of the "Auld Alliance", formed a political alliance/union with France; now that would really piss the Tories, especially the Prime Minister, and the Royal family, completely off.

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Re: Things that make you mad.

Post by Mr. Viking » Sun Oct 27, 2013 12:02 pm

I've been hoping for scotland to go indo, join forces with the republic and take over the rest of the british isles
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Re: Things that make you mad.

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Oct 27, 2013 2:10 pm

Mr. Sandman wrote:I've been hoping for scotland to [...] take over the rest of the british isles
That would make a pleasant change.
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Re: Things that make you mad.

Post by treetop » Sun Nov 17, 2013 5:55 am

i have a list. i can not post it all here but let us just say it includes jive-ass honkey mofo's and those suffering from pervasive ennui. also germophobes.
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Re: Things that make you mad.

Post by treetop » Sun Nov 17, 2013 8:37 pm

i've had some time to think on it and i've realized three things that really get my knickers in a twist; politics, whining and bullshit.
i do, however, quite enjoy cheese, meats and good quality bread made into sandwiches. hot ones, cold ones, leftovers, hell, the one thing i can think of that doesn't make me mad is a sandwich.
god i love those bastards.
oh yeah.
pickles are a nice surprise as well.
depending on the sandwich.
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Re: Things that make you mad.

Post by OtisCampbell » Sat Nov 23, 2013 10:29 pm

I am pretty pissed-off at Finland. I don't know why.
Pipe down, Otis!!!!

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Re: Things that make you mad.

Post by Bur » Sun Nov 24, 2013 6:19 am

OtisCampbell wrote:I am pretty pissed-off at Finland. I don't know why.
Me too, at times.

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Re: Things that make you mad.

Post by Mr Boozificator » Sun Nov 24, 2013 6:22 am

OtisCampbell wrote:I am pretty pissed-off at Finland. I don't know why.
It's all because of Bur, fuckin' Bur.
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Re: Things that make you mad.

Post by Patchez » Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:49 am

Mr Boozificator wrote:
OtisCampbell wrote:I am pretty pissed-off at Finland. I don't know why.
It's all because of Bur, fuckin' Bur.
I concur,
fuckin' Bur.
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Re: Things that make you mad.

Post by One for the Frog » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:18 am

They eat glasses. That's why.

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Re: Things that make you mad.

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:27 am

One for the Frog wrote:They eat glasses. That's why.
And your face is made up of baboons' bottom areas.



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Re: Things that make you mad.

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:20 am

Honestly, I can never remember being mad.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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