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MayhemsGirl wrote:Hi, I'm here to see what I've been told are some amazing tribute posts and pics of the much-loved Mayhem. He told me so many stories of his wonderful friends here, I wanted to see for myself. Thanks, l... for pointing me in the right direction!
Drunk Dialed with him a coupla times, plenty of DMs and posts exchanged, though I never had the pleasure of meeting him in person, but ya didn't have to to love him. A good man, kind to his Lollypop animals and encouraging others to do the same, his cup - when not running over with hooch - brimming over with love and pride for and of his treasured Gianna and an exemplary Drunkard and gentleman - he indeed, is much loved around here.

So very sorry for your loss. Know you were loved and know you are as welcome here as our dear Tony Mayhem was. And still is - damn it, magnificent bastard's just trying to get outta runnin' the HBE!! Someone needs to figger out how to run it from the great beyond...
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Hi all. I can't believe I never found this site before today. I live in the heart of bourbon country, and partake, liberally. Hopefully, I won't embarrass myself with inane drunk posts; if I do, apologies.

Cheers, Tim
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Hello, new to this forum. Subscribed to the mag about a year and a half ago. Still waiting for my 2nd issue... >cough, cough!<
LIve in the greater Seattle area, and have been legally boozing since 1982.

Left behind: vodka, rum, wine coolers (I said 80's, right?)
Current interests are microbrews, good bourbon, fine wine, and am starting to take a look at absinthe.

Interested to know if there are other board members in the area?

Thanks,
Mike

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Welcome aboard Cousin It and acehi491.

Cousin It, were I you, I wouldn't worry too much about drunken inane ramblings. If you do post such it just means you're doing it right. They have a saying on the boards" Post Drunk. Post Often. Post Drunk Often." As long as nobody is abusive it's generally all good.

acehi491 I think there are some active West Coasters on here though not that far north.

Anyways welcome and enjoy the wonderful world of hooch!
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What Patchez said, with the addendum, that if your inane, drunken ramblings are in the wrong forum or thread, they may be moved. I have been doing some tidying up, today.
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Aaaahhh the expose yourself-thread, I will chime in on this showing good manners (I`ve posted before replying here, shame on me!)
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Just joined, I am Wolfcoat, Chose that because Úlfhéðinn is a bit hard for folks to process. Thaat, and Who wants to type characters like the eth (ð) all time.

Thanks fer having me. If you see a typo, it is prolly because I am lazy and also want to add a bit of colloquialism to my posts. I am a lazy typist because I spent 16 years as a technical/professional writer, and I ain't getting paid fer posts here.

Thanks fer havin me!

----------------EDIT--------------------------

Ah, I see after reading the posting guidelines my first post is also a toast!

Well, since it be the Yuletide season, and I a follower of the old ways, I say:

WASSAIL!

(uh, no sipping....you have to drain the Wassail bowl in one go).
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Welcome aboard, oettinger and Wolfcoat. Check out the chat thread also.
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23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste

21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there

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Welcome all!

I'm the General and I'm an alcoholic...
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General wrote:I'm an alcoholic...
Sound`s incredible, me too. Let`s make out.
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Cousin It wrote:Hi all. I can't believe I never found this site before today. I live in the heart of bourbon country, and partake, liberally. Hopefully, I won't embarrass myself with inane drunk posts; if I do, apologies.

Cheers, Tim
Inane drunk posts fuel this board. Inane away!
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Sláinte fellow imbibers. My belly is full of booze and my heart is full of fire!

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Brewster wrote:Sláinte fellow imbibers. My belly is full of booze and my heart is full of fire!

Well careful we don't belch our booze up then. What with our heart being on fire and such.

Until that time - slainte! And remember -

Post Drunk.
Post Often.
Post Drunk Often.

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I've been lurking these boards for the last couple weeks...Cheers to many posts that I'll post here and not remember, and wake up the next night like "wtf did i really post that?"

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That Sir is what we cal l"Doing it right." Welcome aboard. Remember post often, post drunk, post drunk often.
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