"Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
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Re: Ok, you haven't been here in a while. What's your excus
Been fighting the Illuminati and their minion trolls on the internet. I'm a virtual web warrior. It's an oasis to come here and chill out.
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Re: Ok, you haven't been here in a while. What's your excus
I am always here, and furthermore...
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Re: Ok, you haven't been here in a while. What's your excus
Been fighting with the forces of undrunkenness. I've been hunkered down and hiding out, guerrilla style.
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Re: Ok, you haven't been here in a while. What's your excus
I went into rehab on the rez for a while at the beginning of last yr. Figured what the hell! Ain't got no job, no place to stay, flat broke, sick as a dog. Wasn't that bad. My fellow Apache drunkards were just as anxious as me to get bk out there n get fucked up. Now I am bk to drnkn fairly regular trying not to get too sick agn. Plus my buddy gave me this tablet to work with, so I got actual internet access. Hope to c u all more frequent!
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Re: Ok, you haven't been here in a while. What's your excus
Wha?bluebottle wrote:I went into rehab on the rez for a while at the beginning of last yr. Figured what the hell! Ain't got no job, no place to stay, flat broke, sick as a dog. Wasn't that bad. My fellow Apache drunkards were just as anxious as me to get bk out there n get fucked up. Now I am bk to drnkn fairly regular trying not to get too sick agn. Plus my buddy gave me this tablet to work with, so I got actual internet access. Hope to c u all more frequent!
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TD! Wekk yeath ol' boy! Monster Magnet it is! U got any obsidian war beads left? Mistah willies I look forward to drink in with ya!
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Wekk yeath indeed.
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And yea Mistah Willie you need to party with Bluebottle some time, he's a hoot!
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Re: Ok, you haven't been here in a while. What's your excus
Not really a good excuse, but ended up with a bit of a wife, and just generally slacked off on internet posting a bit what with things to do and the loss of the ability to ever do a bit of quick posting at work.
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Re: Ok, you haven't been here in a while. What's your excus
My life has become more complicated in every possible level and I was not even able to pay a visit to the Black Velvet for Christmas. I've reached that point where I am dreaming of being deployed so that the crappy aspects of my job would disappear. I effing hate being a responsible adult.
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"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Re: Ok, you haven't been here in a while. What's your excus
My friend who worked on same line of work as you said the exact same last night when I DD'd him. Hope it'll sort out decently.Mr Boozificator wrote:I've reached that point where I am dreaming of being deployed so that the crappy aspects of my job would disappear. I effing hate being a responsible adult.
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Re: Ok, you haven't been here in a while. What's your excus
This thread was custom made for folks like you. Glad to see you checking in after 10years. Better late than never. I'm sure you've been living the drunkard code nonetheless. It's good to hear about it.scotchymcdrinkerbean wrote:Not really a good excuse, but ended up with a bit of a wife, and just generally slacked off on internet posting a bit what with things to do and the loss of the ability to ever do a bit of quick posting at work.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: Ok, you haven't been here in a while. What's your excus
Oh, I've not been away quite that long. I used to be quite active up until around Katrina, but at some point there was a board change and my posts from before then disappeared.
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Re: Ok, you haven't been here in a while. What's your excus
My excuse for being away for a few years was that, (at the time) I though I found love, and was requested to cut back on the sipping, and since it was my first relationship I though I was doing the good boyfriend thing and cutback, well needless to say things went sour and she started to become abusive I started enjoying the swill again 1 part being my old coping system and 1 part rebelling. Well needless to say once I was busted for passing out and failing to cover the evidence things got worse, finally with the help of a family intervention (the good kind this time) I was connvince to leave, so I did, I was tired of the beatings and the mind games, too much to list, however she wasn't ready to let go and I was stalked and harassed for a good year and a half, today she even tries to get intouch from my youtuve channle or facebook. So I had to delete my old email accounts which inculded my old user name "Drunken Child". So I had to start from the begining again. That's my story, now that I have got that off my chest whos up for a shot?
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Re: Ok, you haven't been here in a while. What's your excus
I apologize to the above poster for the woman. I met me wife upon these words: "I like to drink and I'm good in bed". Never hide yourself from loved ones and they should be the same.
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