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- Mr. Viking
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Re: A Reason to Celebrate
just reread a post in "submit to the modern drunkard" and it was excellent. Do you do longer pieces or is it just the short story? I have always preferred the short story for it's sharpness though I reckon a big book must be more of an achievement
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Hi...
I only know like 4 of you. But that's OK, I'm sorry to hear of the losses in the ranks of late. I hope all their friends and family are doing well. I'm saddened for them and I'll miss them all.
Regards
Crusty old mod.
How did you people get into my room?
Regards
Crusty old mod.
How did you people get into my room?
Still just figuring it all out. Still not really figuring it out.
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Re: Hi...
I ALMOST tried to write this in the style of the old russian spammers that used to torment us. But I've had far too little coffee and was up far too late working on a project.
Still just figuring it all out. Still not really figuring it out.
Re: Hi...
Welcome back and well met! Cheers!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
- Badfellow
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Re: Hi...
Say pally, I remember you! Welcome back, indeed! You know what they say, it's just like riding a bicycle. Or perhaps more accurately like falling off one.
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Holy shit, massivedrunk's here! Welcome back mate, hope you're well. Still on your bike?
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WWDJFD?
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
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Re: Hi...
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it's all good in the woods, nobody hears me when i scream.
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Re: Hi...
Judge has all the Russian brides and Zanex locked up in his basement. Look it up, it's a fact.
Nice to see you again.
Nice to see you again.
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Re: Hi...
GinSoakedGirl wrote:Holy shit, massivedrunk's here! Welcome back mate, hope you're well. Still on your bike?
Yeah, many years now. And have since gone pretty legit. Downright well recieved by the world nowadays. I have a dog?
Still just figuring it all out. Still not really figuring it out.
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Hi to you, from a crusty ole Injun living in what is now called "Maine." How ya doing and here's a shaky tumbler of black rum
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A shadowbox for your book report on the Twilight Saga?massivedrunk wrote: working on a project.
Hello, Dave. How are you? Do you have a Melt tattoo, yet?
Somebody forgot about all the WOW gold!
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Re: Hi...
Hehehee
I mean, Wha?
but
Hehehehee Idont even know
that was funny
Ok im outta here
I mean, Wha?
but
Hehehehee Idont even know
that was funny
Ok im outta here