Surreal is Ferreal

[nic the chick]

truly a stand-up guy.
there was a box from him on my doorstep when i arrived home from work yesterday, containing an mdm fez and some old grape juice. there was also a lovely little note attached with AN MDM LETTERHEAD. 2L2Q (that's too legit to quit, for those not hip to 90's talk.)
here i am, wearing his fez --which will be joining me on my trip to ROC-- and holding the longest cork ever. the cork is from a bottle of 2010 peninsula hills (michigan) merlot--which will be joining the osso bucco and risotto i made for dinner tonight on a trip through the alimentary canal.



thanks, buddy. the next time you see your fez, it'll be at an awesome party. i'll send it back to you, complete with souvenirs.

[Palinka (RIP)]

Yep. Surreal is good people.

[oettinger]

The fez fits you very nicely. And a nice buttplug you have there.
Should at least have tried to drink some of that ink though, I mean make it tough on the artist.

[nic the chick]

Should at least have tried to drink some of that ink though, I mean make it tough on the artist.

who says i didn't?

[nic the chick]

and that cork is WAY too skinny to be a buttplug. sheesh.

[Badfellow]

That's 100% sweet sunshine of the soul right there. I raise the drink to you Surreal, much respect. And the feller is a crack booze trivia shot ta' boot.

You know what they say Nic, if the fez fits...

[nic the chick]

You know what they say Nic, if the fez fits...

...then pants are unnecessary.

[mistah willies]

Gorgeous.


Sleeves to the fez.

Well met, young Lady.



Yup

[oettinger]

booze trivia shot ta' boot

with zero points but countin`

[Surreal]

You are too kind.

I hope the grape was placed in a glass, tin cup or high heel shoe and many toasts were raised to the excellent folk around here who are now posting from the great beyond.

Cheers and all my best to DDB and the rest of the Cali crew.

[NYDingbat]

I second this topic! I have had the pleasure of experiencing Surreal's Ferreality in person - and hope to many more times - and it is a surreal ferreality indeed! The man can do everything from cookin' a stupdendous breakfast for a yardful of tent dwelling Drunkards to makin' a geetar sing as if it had a soul, to winning over a judge and jury with such charm and fierce knowledge to the point it makes them all want to go out and run afoul of the law just to have the privilege of being his client.

And he's so damned hilarious, that you'd best have a Palinka of your own at your side when you talk to him or read his posts - you'll need him or her there to stitch up those sides Surreal splits like a hot knife through room temperature butter.

Slainte a thousand times, my dear Surreal!

[Smatter Noguts]

Set me up for drinks at a bar before we even met in person.

[Badfellow]

You know what they say Nic, if the fez fits...

...then pants are unnecessary.

The Game of Pants takes a moment to learn but a lifetime to master.

Unless they're Platypus Pants!!!



Never realized until now, that angle looks like I just layed a bunch of garlic.

[mistah willies]

Damn fine kilt!

Avast yon Drys, with their aversion to lovely Miss Ethyl and also proper, flavorous, fragrant, and forgivenedly flagrant roots!

I'll sleep better tonight knwoing that yo are en guarde, young man.



DRINK!









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[Patchez]

So much to have fun with here.

Unless they're Platypus Pants!!!

I'm sure there was a perfectly valid explanation for this get up. However I am hard pressed to come up with.......any.

Never realized until now, that angle looks like I just layed a bunch of garlic.

Veggie violator.