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Re: Who Are You?

Post by mistah willies » Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:54 pm

Lush City wrote:Whatever it was that you said. It was uplifting.
My friend, while I may spill a drink on my shirt, always know that I would never serve that imbation to anyone else.

A proper Drunkard will save it for himself. We will always seek the high life, the top shelf, the best of all intentions, and yet, we may find ourselves to be thirsty even after we are fillled.

A shirt, much like a towel, will soak up the essential nutrients needed for our space voyage with the Golgafrincham.

Who here has not been the last one, the finisher at a party?

That would be me, when the birds are chirping and dogs are barking, and cigarette butts in the glass on the floor by the couch only add to the taste of the found tasty.

Have you ever been the last one still standing at a party?

No alcohol must go to waste.

No drop shall be spilled without a taste.

A Drunkard will explore the many varieties of flavors of the wondrous elixir of Ethyl Alcohol...

...but there is a deeper, purer level of drinking, and it takes a bit of balance and fight.

It is drinking without umbrellas in the drink,

it is balancing on the high wire without an umbrella,

It is the ability to take care of Important Matters in the real world even as we navigate the depths of the dark.

The dark depths of the open sea before us awaits, and our ship is built from the timbers of the Logging Capital of the world, Bangor Maine, and we pirates have stolen it.

We now set sail to the Barbados; dark sugar and rum awaits us.


Now push your oar with power, for there we will enjoy fine cigars, hand-rolled across the thighs of fine dark maidens.


DRINK!
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Re: Who Are You?

Post by Lush City » Sat Sep 21, 2013 4:08 pm

Shiver me timbers! You must be a pirate. That's who you are.
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Re: Who Are You?

Post by Savage » Mon Sep 23, 2013 3:40 am

I am lost, and cannot find my vermouth. No Manhattan for me, alas.
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Re: Who Are You?

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:11 am

Savage wrote:...No Manhattan for me, alas.
Bridge Down!

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Re: Who Are You?

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:40 pm

"Oh, and for the record, I am the Last of the Famous International Playboys"*.

*As dictated by Mr Boozificator, on this day, 18th April 2014.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: Who Are You?

Post by nic the chick » Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:25 am

equal parts
hannibal
face
b.a.
murdock
liza minnelli
chuck d
bette midler
dr. beverly crusher
karen o
For a forreal party, you needs to be takin a mirror off of the wall and shit.
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Re: Who Are You?

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:41 am

nic the chick wrote:...chuck d...
But what about the more famous "Chuck"? I mean, "nic the chuck" would totally make sense, given your mad haxor skillz...
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Re: Who Are You?

Post by nic the chick » Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:21 pm

Palinka wrote:
nic the chick wrote:...chuck d...
But what about the more famous "Chuck"? I mean, "nic the chuck" would totally make sense, given your mad haxor skillz...
i'm not a bumbler.
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Re: Who Are You?

Post by Dale » Mon May 05, 2014 1:19 pm

A Drunk.
"What doesn't kill you makes you ... stranger."

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Re: Who Are You?

Post by Dale » Mon May 05, 2014 1:40 pm

A joker. An optimistic jackass.
As a hurted and oh so emotionally feeling human being - which can be a side of me - I was never liked. And righfully so! So we move one, because we gotta. Because WE all need more than truth. WE need the Piano Man. "Let us forget about life for a while!" - Billy Joel
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Re: Who Are You?

Post by Lush City » Wed May 07, 2014 10:56 pm

"Why do you torture me with such questions? You're tearing me apart!"
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Re: Who Are You?

Post by booznik » Mon May 19, 2014 1:38 pm

Lush City wrote:"Why do you torture me with such questions? You're tearing me apart!"
Nice timing! Just watched this recently, after visiting the Griffith Observatory (where the knife fight takes place). The statue on the left is a tribute to the film.

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