Approves of all four. Sorry, all fuckin' four is how he'd say it.mistah willies wrote:Drinking?
Shmoking?
Damned lot of ya. Next thing you know, there'll be whoring and gambling.
Call me when it gets to that part. That's the best
My short apology
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Re: My short apology
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
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I ain't and never been a whore!
So, I did some go-go dancing a few years ago when I was in college but I always wore a sock on my dong.
I have class.
So, I did some go-go dancing a few years ago when I was in college but I always wore a sock on my dong.
I have class.
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Ya know, this thread is the "Short Apology" and yet, a fellow gets all misty eyed when thinking about them college dayzScrewball wrote:I ain't and never been a whore!
So, I did some go-go dancing a few years ago when I was in college but I always wore a sock on my dong.
I have class.
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Just remember, we are in the Not Booze Related forum, so hic try to keep things hic on topic. Hic.
You know, is there anything that is not booze related? I think that makes a good Zen koan. I may have to challenge Patchez with that one.
You know, is there anything that is not booze related? I think that makes a good Zen koan. I may have to challenge Patchez with that one.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Re: My short apology
This thread goes better than expected,
please come in unbeknownst drunkards and face your doom
What a twist.
derail... derail!
please come in unbeknownst drunkards and face your doom
What a twist.
derail... derail!
Drink!
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by saying this nare you inviting sherry?
Once sherry is invovled things may change
Once sherry is invovled things may change
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Re: My short apology
Fits perfeclty, of course yes! And now back in the cradleMr. Viking wrote:by saying this nare you inviting sherry?
Once sherry is invovled things may change
Drink!
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SHERRY HAS ENTERED THE NOT BOOZE RELATED FORUM. RED ALERT.oettinger wrote:Fits perfeclty, of course yes! And now back in the cradleMr. Viking wrote:by saying this nare you inviting sherry?
Once sherry is invovled things may change
Guards are now searching for a suspicious German.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Re: My short apology
Mr. Oettinger, please come to up to the podium. You are this month's recipient of the Derailing Your Own Apology For Derailing Threads Thread Award.
And the audience goes wild.
Shit, run. That's a LOT of monkeys in that audience, and they're starting to fling poo.
And the audience goes wild.
Shit, run. That's a LOT of monkeys in that audience, and they're starting to fling poo.
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"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Re: My short apology
How does she chug?
I knew an old gal by the name of Sherry. She Could Chug!
She had a hook for a hand so she couldn't fling the poo very well.
I knew an old gal by the name of Sherry. She Could Chug!
She had a hook for a hand so she couldn't fling the poo very well.
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Re: My short apology
If we merged this thread with the Ron Jeremy thread, the forum might explode.Screwball wrote:How does she chug?
I knew an old gal by the name of Sherry. She Could Chug!
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Re: My short apology
Drink!
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..or at least the shit will hit the fan.booznik wrote:If we merged this thread with the Ron Jeremy thread, the forum might explode.Screwball wrote:How does she chug?
I knew an old gal by the name of Sherry. She Could Chug!
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what are you on about> this is well off topic? MOD?oettinger wrote:
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
Re: My short apology
He wasn`t even russian by todays standarts. Had a terrible accent and looked goofy.
This calls for a vodka bottle atleast that
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This calls for a vodka bottle atleast that
big
Drink!