Smatter Nougats, I am going to sneak in your yard and steal your dog. He or she is so adorably kissy.
As for eating, I had some shrimp salad and a bit of Grumpy's leftover tamale casserole, and a little bit of a baked potato that I had to throw out the middle because it was rotten. So, mostly, I drank. So, dinner as per usual.
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Re: "What are you eating - Thread"
Has anybody noticed that they quotation marks in the title of this topic make it sound like someone is answering their own question and that they are actually eating thread.
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It's the dash that does it. And the capital T.frankennietzsche wrote:Has anybody noticed that they quotation marks in the title of this topic make it sound like someone is answering their own question and that they are actually eating thread.
If chewing the scenery means overacting, eating the thread must mean... ???
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Maybe it is simply missing a question mark at the end?
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Question mark at the end, and replace dash with comma.mistah willies wrote:Maybe it is simply missing a question mark at the end?
What are you eating, Thread?
In Soviet Russia, Thread eats YOU.
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booznik wrote:Question mark at the end, and replace dash with comma.mistah willies wrote:Maybe it is simply missing a question mark at the end?
What are you eating, Thread?
In Soviet Russia, Thread eats YOU.
You weave quite well.
What's this, a man-eating babushka?
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Indeed, beware of being eaten by those ones that sing softly, and carry a big bass.mistah willies wrote:What's this, a man-eating babushka?
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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
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I saw a guy eat string in a video. It was Robert Crumb's brother. I just couldn't get past how gross it would be, coming out the next day or so. Eeewww...
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
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"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
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And yet, no matter how you punctuate it, the sentence "I made Grumpy a ham sandwich", sounds weird.
I made Grumpy a ham sandwich.
I made Grumpy, a ham sandwich.
Either way, he's porky. Something's not kosher here. Especially when I add his favorite swiss cheese.
I made Grumpy a ham sandwich.
I made Grumpy, a ham sandwich.
Either way, he's porky. Something's not kosher here. Especially when I add his favorite swiss cheese.
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Your problem is not with punctuation but with grammar. The sentence should read, "I made a ham sandwich for Grumpy." or "For Grumpy, I made a ham sandwich. "Savage wrote:And yet, no matter how you punctuate it, the sentence "I made Grumpy a ham sandwich", sounds weird...
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No, silly. Grumpy, aka a ham sandwich. With mustard, too.
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And you know, considering his temperament, I'm not certain whether he would be on wry (rye), or SOURdough.
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I made a ham, sandwich for Grumpy.
Atleast share it, poor Grumpy`s stuck on dry bologna
"For Grumpy, I made a ham sandwich. " This is perfect, no complaining.
Hmm, baguette sandwich with boiled eggs maybe now? Nah it`s just the beer talking to me
Atleast share it, poor Grumpy`s stuck on dry bologna
"For Grumpy, I made a ham sandwich. " This is perfect, no complaining.
Hmm, baguette sandwich with boiled eggs maybe now? Nah it`s just the beer talking to me
I do not remember posting that ^^^
