The 1%

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sun Jun 15, 2014 1:09 am

Help me make the 100 ingredient cocktail. You get 1%. I'll start.

1% Goji berries, dried for a minimum of 2 years, and ground into a soft talcum like powder.

Post by **oettinger** » Sun Jun 15, 2014 4:57 am

Next 1% needs alcohol in it, otherwise this thing will get too watered down.
Enter one piece of vodka soaked gummibear

Try the leg, or the rips

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Sun Jun 15, 2014 6:58 am

I have a range of bitters that I'm willing to mix up (a little from each) to make some sort of "super-bitters".

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sun Jun 15, 2014 11:43 am

1% tincture of cannabis, 100 proof or higher.

booznik · Post by **booznik** » Sun Jun 15, 2014 8:00 pm

Is the 1% any wordplay on the whole 99% thing? Because we're only at 4%, and this is beginning to shape up as the the most expensive cocktail (purchase price: the lion's share of society's income) that doesn't give a damn about you or or your liver, and wants only to rule over you, then crush you like an ant.

Or maybe it's just shaping up to be brutal, violent, nasty, antisocial, and should be called the One Percenter?

I'll contribute a 1% of mid-shelf gin just to see where this is headed.

Mr. Viking · Post by **Mr. Viking** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:50 pm

Has to have 1% draught english bitter to give it head, so to speak

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 9:09 pm

1% bacon, fried crisp, drained, crumbled.

booznik · Post by **booznik** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 9:15 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:1% bacon, fried crisp, drained, crumbled.

Oh, there had to be.

Mmm, bacon.

Username · Post by **Username** » Tue Jun 17, 2014 5:40 am

1% antarctic iceberg ice

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:44 pm

1% pure corn squeezins.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 3:37 pm

1% artichoke leaf (4:1 extract standardized to 2% cynarin).

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 3:43 pm

1% squirrel tail

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 8:49 pm

1% all-weather coolant.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:16 pm

1% live algae.

Post by **oettinger** » Sat Jun 21, 2014 3:23 am

Hey Thirsty we are over 10% through. What about a short review and tell us what it might be lacking.

Or are you one of those sick people who put together everything first and ask questions later. In the end you either have blue napalm or a new version of long island. The napalm drinks are a pain in the ass, no matter what is put in afterwards it doesn`t get better and ultimately has to be chugged without breathing.

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