The 1%

[oettinger]

1% Islay Scotch for a hint of smoke.

1% pipe ash, for same.

Was throwing my cigarette bugs in the mix the whole time, didn`t know they count.

Well, 1% teenager puberty sweat. Strong smell is the root of a good drink

[ThirstyDrunk]

1% Lark's vomit.

[Badfellow]

1% Lark's vomit.

Yes, but have you ever vomited on a lark?

[Patchez]

I did on a whim once. Never on a lark.

[booznik]

1% ale from Mr. Viking's yard glass. Because whatever he's got in there will add class to this concoction.

[mistah willies]

1% Lark's vomit.

Yes, but have you ever vomited on a lark?

I did on a whim once. Never on a lark.

I've soaked a notion a time or two,
but've yet to try a lark
Suspect an unladen African swallow
be too quick for me bleaarrrck.

Laden? Ladened with a coconut? Hokay:

1% coconut milk into the mi9x

[ThirstyDrunk]

1% pulp and sawdust.

[mistah willies]

1% pulp and sawdust.

1% bar oil

ya know, leik for a chainsaw. Yessah

[Mr. Viking]

1% mustard powder, for kick, and to help emulsify that there bar oil

[Bur]

1% of coffee.

[Palinka (RIP)]

I% of medical-grade, surgical ethyl-alcohol (the closest thing to 100% ABV possible - let's not loose sight of the goal, people).

[mistah willies]

^ ^ ^


HA!

Quite correct, indeed.

Hokay, per our good Dr. P's order:

some of this here Kraken spiced rum.



There, did it and done. Now in for the final taste dammit.



Thirsty! What have you done?!

[booznik]

Assisting with the math again, we be at 47%.

1% Admiral Nelson's blood.

48%

Percent on.

[Maj]

1% Blue Sky

"It may be blue, but it's the bomb."

[ThirstyDrunk]

1% gluten.