Happy Independence Day, Drunks!
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Re: An Independence Day Toast 2014
A timely article about American flags, and what they mean (from the lovely people at Something Awful).
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Re: An Independence Day Toast 2014
Thrirded, great post, we true "mericans' man the stockade and salute you.
$7 blow up kiddie pool on the deck and foofie rum blender drinks all day. I thank those who made this happen, hope we can reclaim it in your memory.
$7 blow up kiddie pool on the deck and foofie rum blender drinks all day. I thank those who made this happen, hope we can reclaim it in your memory.
Re: Independence Eve?
We found actual footage of the Judge on the trip.Judge wrote:
I"m driving to a dry county to spend the day with my cousin.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: An Independence Day Toast 2014
Cheers! On this day I truly remember what it means to live in this great country. Hooch for everyone.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: An Independence Day Toast 2014
Just think, 238 years ago today, our founding fathers must have been nursing a collection of epic hangovers.
DRINK!
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July 4th
Peak Summer, time to unlock the Red, White, and Blue layered frozen cocktail and watch fireworks drunk.
The family salute: Gin / Tonic/ Blue Cureaco / splash of Grenadine, squirt of lime, Marachino Cherry.
Light a fucking M-80.
Drink.
The family salute: Gin / Tonic/ Blue Cureaco / splash of Grenadine, squirt of lime, Marachino Cherry.
Light a fucking M-80.
Drink.
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Re: July 4th
startted last night go through sunday nuttin but nuttin better
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Re: July 4th
A very happy and endrunkenated Independence Day Holiday to all our US co-Modern Drunkardists. I sincerely hope that you all have a wonderful time with plenty of booze and food (for those that like that sort of thing) and that none of you find it at all taxing*.
* I humbly apologise for that terrible joke. Please have plenty of drink to try and wipe it from your minds.
* I humbly apologise for that terrible joke. Please have plenty of drink to try and wipe it from your minds.
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4th of July Cocktails
The New York Post's suggested 4th of July Cocktails.
The top ten bartenders recommended 4th of July Cocktails.
INFORUM's "patriotic guide" to 4th of July Cocktails.
Cosmopolitan's 12 favourite 4th of July Cocktails.
Food&Wine's guide to 4th of July Cocktails (and a bunch of other 4th of July stuff).
Finally, a few 4th of July Cocktails from the losing team (just to show that there are no hard feelings).
Now, to quote one of our leading Board Members, popular poster and groovy Global Moderators:
DRINK!
The top ten bartenders recommended 4th of July Cocktails.
INFORUM's "patriotic guide" to 4th of July Cocktails.
Cosmopolitan's 12 favourite 4th of July Cocktails.
Food&Wine's guide to 4th of July Cocktails (and a bunch of other 4th of July stuff).
Finally, a few 4th of July Cocktails from the losing team (just to show that there are no hard feelings).
Now, to quote one of our leading Board Members, popular poster and groovy Global Moderators:
DRINK!
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: July 4th
Bourbon and independence and all that shit Cheers.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: July 4th
isaw Amish people evwher today and they dont speak enlish
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Re: July 4th
Is that some sort of pigeon/patwa between English and the sort of stuff that the recruitment guys use?Smatter Noguts wrote:...they dont speak enlish
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Re: July 4th
Lucky you. We got mormons here in germany and I understand every word they feel the urge to articulate.Smatter Noguts wrote:isaw Amish people evwher today and they dont speak enlish
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Re: July 4th
Happy Independence day!
In all the drunkard joy and jingoism please spare the tea from a swimming lesson in Charles River.
In all the drunkard joy and jingoism please spare the tea from a swimming lesson in Charles River.
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
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Re: July 4th
Evidrtne there was a road rip to shipshewana yesternby drank all the gin AND now e have whiskey and soda before we break with the britbrew and go bourbon, 'cause, 'merica