I sometimes play music too loud, can be seen staggering about the garden at odd times, will occasionally offer a slurred invitation to join in and I don't weed my front garden.
However, I have just had to remove a used nappy (soiled diaper) from my driveway. This is very much not on. I know whose it was too
I may not be the best neighbour
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I may not be the best neighbour
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Only one thing for it; large glasses of whisky and inevitable table falling
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We know too. But you can still blame the neighbors, we won't tell.Mr. Viking wrote: I know whose it was too
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I think that it would be neighborly to assume that it was an accident. Perhaps it fell out of the refuse receptical, or whatnot. if it happens again, then you can assume that it was an act of war and start a-feudin'.
A good deal of littering can be written off to poor citizenship, laziness and such. Diapers are war.
A good deal of littering can be written off to poor citizenship, laziness and such. Diapers are war.
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That sounds like a plan, and certainly more productive than starting WWIII with the neighbors. Which you can still do, at your leisure. There's plenty of time for that later on.Mr. Viking wrote:Only one thing for it; large glasses of whisky and inevitable table falling
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Re: I may not be the best neighbour
In my apartment complex live some 100 plus people. I don`t really know, they come and go. Most of them are low-lifes, students or are just flat out strange. I fit in very nicely.
But how they treat the garbage cans is beyond ridiculous. The mess they produce every week is unheard of. And the amounts they produce...
Often they litter the stairs and the front door also with some shit they drop walking by.
Too many people in one place is a recipe for disaster, but to my delight no one cares much for my shortcomings in other areas. Music, crashing bodies to walls and floor late at night etc
But how they treat the garbage cans is beyond ridiculous. The mess they produce every week is unheard of. And the amounts they produce...
Often they litter the stairs and the front door also with some shit they drop walking by.
Too many people in one place is a recipe for disaster, but to my delight no one cares much for my shortcomings in other areas. Music, crashing bodies to walls and floor late at night etc
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If it comes to War... I still have a two year old on my household staff. If larger munitions are required, just ask. I have a somewhat large dog as well.Mr. Viking wrote:Only one thing for it; large glasses of whisky and inevitable table falling
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OR...Mr. Viking wrote:Only one thing for it; large glasses of whisky and inevitable table falling
You could kill them and wear their skins!
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I have been thinking of learning to play violin
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In looking for a song recommendation to learn, say, flight of the bumblebee, found this:Mr. Viking wrote:I have been thinking of learning to play violin
flight of the diaper,
but it's not all that tuneful, just a video of a dumb thing that happened.
Must be the drink in me, to post it