"Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
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Re: Hello beautiful people
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Re: Hello beautiful people
Welcome back! May your elbows be sore from all the toasts you're raising. I contribute to my own elbow discomfort by raising one to your triumphant return - Slainte!
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Re: Hello beautiful people
Thanks fellas! Feels great to be back.
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Re: Hello beautiful people
Nice to see you again.
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Re: Ok, you haven't been here in a while. What's your excus
The journeys are myriad, the failures heroic, the triumphs de rigueur. Where have I been? Is the answer not always, "That booze ain't gonna drink itself."
Long essays towards cold fusion resulted simply in cold tankards and hot tempers and when the whole thing blew we'd never really been there at all. I pitched my tent and my very existence on the plains of absolute, holistic inebriation. I'd love to tell you what I've done and where I've been but I wasn't there for it and the missives, still slow in coming, read like the deranged ramblings of an only partially lobotomized syphilitic madman... so I assume I scribbled them undrunk. As they say in the Maldives, "What doesn't kill you, makes you drunker," and I have returned with a lighter flask, a heavier liver, and a buoyant heart.
Have at thee, rapscallions, there's booze afoot, and it's not going to drink itself.
Long essays towards cold fusion resulted simply in cold tankards and hot tempers and when the whole thing blew we'd never really been there at all. I pitched my tent and my very existence on the plains of absolute, holistic inebriation. I'd love to tell you what I've done and where I've been but I wasn't there for it and the missives, still slow in coming, read like the deranged ramblings of an only partially lobotomized syphilitic madman... so I assume I scribbled them undrunk. As they say in the Maldives, "What doesn't kill you, makes you drunker," and I have returned with a lighter flask, a heavier liver, and a buoyant heart.
Have at thee, rapscallions, there's booze afoot, and it's not going to drink itself.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson
Re: Ok, you haven't been here in a while. What's your excus
Wow, now look at that! Prosit I say! Welcome back, here have my seat.
and I`m not worthy
and I`m not worthy
Drink!
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Re: Ok, you haven't been here in a while. What's your excus
What does it matter? I'm back.
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Re: Ok, you haven't been here in a while. What's your excus
I've been too busy drinking at my home bar, after veeajin Veen's finger and all
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Re: Ok, you haven't been here in a while. What's your excus
A two week drunk.
I know it don't qualify as a bender 'round here, but I don't remember most of it.
I know it don't qualify as a bender 'round here, but I don't remember most of it.
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Re: Ok, you haven't been here in a while. What's your excus
But, thanks to modern technology, there are pictures. Oh dear.Smatter Noguts wrote:A two week drunk.
I know it don't qualify as a bender 'round here, but I don't remember most of it.
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Re: Ok, you haven't been here in a while. What's your excus
It's OK. The intertrons remember,Savage wrote:But, thanks to modern technology, there are pictures. Oh dear.Smatter Noguts wrote:A two week drunk.
I know it don't qualify as a bender 'round here, but I don't remember most of it.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Ok, you haven't been here in a while. What's your excus
^ ^ ^
Heheheheee!
Hey, SMatter Shotgun, two weeks?
Gawdayam.
Amen
Heheheheee!
Hey, SMatter Shotgun, two weeks?
Gawdayam.
Amen
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Re: Ok, you haven't been here in a while. What's your excus
When I seized, not a single piece of cardboard or whatever was shoved under my spasming body and head. More than two weeks later, I have the huge and hideous bruises and the gigantic lump on my temple. . I have to have an MRI, to rule out brain tumor or whatever. I cannot legally drive, but since I have to travel 60 some miles, I don't know what the fuck they expect me to do. Wow, where is my monorail?
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