"Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?

[Badfellow]

[NYDingbat]

Welcome back! May your elbows be sore from all the toasts you're raising. I contribute to my own elbow discomfort by raising one to your triumphant return - Slainte!

[JimLahey]

Thanks fellas! Feels great to be back.

[Palinka (RIP)]

Nice to see you again.

[Screwball]

[ThirstyDrunk]

HAHA! Right on.

[Barca]

The journeys are myriad, the failures heroic, the triumphs de rigueur. Where have I been? Is the answer not always, "That booze ain't gonna drink itself."

Long essays towards cold fusion resulted simply in cold tankards and hot tempers and when the whole thing blew we'd never really been there at all. I pitched my tent and my very existence on the plains of absolute, holistic inebriation. I'd love to tell you what I've done and where I've been but I wasn't there for it and the missives, still slow in coming, read like the deranged ramblings of an only partially lobotomized syphilitic madman... so I assume I scribbled them undrunk. As they say in the Maldives, "What doesn't kill you, makes you drunker," and I have returned with a lighter flask, a heavier liver, and a buoyant heart.

Have at thee, rapscallions, there's booze afoot, and it's not going to drink itself.

[oettinger]

Wow, now look at that! Prosit I say! Welcome back, here have my seat.
and I`m not worthy

[Savage]

What does it matter? I'm back.

[IrishForYou'reFucked]

I've been too busy drinking at my home bar, after veeajin Veen's finger and all

[Smatter Noguts]

A two week drunk.
I know it don't qualify as a bender 'round here, but I don't remember most of it.

[Savage]

A two week drunk.
I know it don't qualify as a bender 'round here, but I don't remember most of it.

But, thanks to modern technology, there are pictures. Oh dear.

[Patchez]

A two week drunk.
I know it don't qualify as a bender 'round here, but I don't remember most of it.

But, thanks to modern technology, there are pictures. Oh dear.

It's OK. The intertrons remember,

[mistah willies]

^ ^ ^


Heheheheee!

Hey, SMatter Shotgun, two weeks?

Gawdayam.

Amen

[Savage]

When I seized, not a single piece of cardboard or whatever was shoved under my spasming body and head. More than two weeks later, I have the huge and hideous bruises and the gigantic lump on my temple. . I have to have an MRI, to rule out brain tumor or whatever. I cannot legally drive, but since I have to travel 60 some miles, I don't know what the fuck they expect me to do. Wow, where is my monorail?