What an asshole!oldsmartskunk wrote:#208 Threw up through the window. Whole mass of semi-digested food landed on some guys head. Apparently he was smoking. Wrong place,wrong time. Shithead didn't talk to me for a year after that.
One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk
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Now this made me laugh. I guess you're lucky he didn't retaliate with physical violence.oldsmartskunk wrote:#208 Threw up through the window. Whole mass of semi-digested food landed on some guys head. Apparently he was smoking. Wrong place,wrong time. Shithead didn't talk to me for a year after that.
Basic vomit safety: treat all stomachs as if they're loaded. Never point your vomit at anything you don't intend to douse.
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#209 likened a guy twice my size to parent's dog
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110 things i forgot i did whilde drunk
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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# 111 the russian buddy just told me that he took a nude bath in the ruhr river while being quite drunk. That means that at about tuesday a big pile of dead fish should arrive on the southern coast of the UK. Dead fisherman included. Some took their lives because of the smell, some were flat out burned by the acidic water.
In fact he once got this hobby to show his bare ass to any oncoming traffic, cops included. Never got arrested, as(s) oh my, it was so over top that they just shook their heads
Mind you those big rivers can suck you in quickly and you`ll never see daylight again. Beware!
In fact he once got this hobby to show his bare ass to any oncoming traffic, cops included. Never got arrested, as(s) oh my, it was so over top that they just shook their heads
Mind you those big rivers can suck you in quickly and you`ll never see daylight again. Beware!
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We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence!oettinger wrote:...Never got arrested, as(s) oh my, it was so over top that they just shook their heads...
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#112
Me and Joey aborught Fat Jerry to LA and we picked up runawyas mod kids back in 83 when we had this 73 FOrd LTD and the angry punk flipped ooff everyone ont he weay, and then we got inot several bars with our hallooween facepaint on becaus eit was Halooween and we partied with that girl who sanf the song Oh SOmthing somthing uoubso fine her name was
fuck man
i ll do betetr
Me and Joey aborught Fat Jerry to LA and we picked up runawyas mod kids back in 83 when we had this 73 FOrd LTD and the angry punk flipped ooff everyone ont he weay, and then we got inot several bars with our hallooween facepaint on becaus eit was Halooween and we partied with that girl who sanf the song Oh SOmthing somthing uoubso fine her name was
fuck man
i ll do betetr
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#213 Had sex with a fattest girl in a bar. I'm quite proud of it!
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oldsmartskunk wrote:#213 Had sex with a fattest girl in a bar. I'm quite proud of it!
we call that Jelly over here!
Jelling.
Dude?
Hey next one
#212 Going out to the pub, got a smack in the face from my Dotta.
Why?
I was about to drip glue from a tiny bottle into my eyes like Visine.
It was for her fingernail covering somthing or what the hell is that thing anyway.
Why make the tiny bottle look that way?
This was an hour ago.
So, #213 FOund out that I can type better than I can speak or navigate between glue and eye drops. Probably stay home and check out MDM
*Sip*
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I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
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I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Failed to close and lock my hotel room door in Las Vegas and woke to find that I had been liberated of $1,000 and a $25 chip.
Failed to close and lock my hotel room door in Las Vegas and woke to find that I had been liberated of $1,000 and a $25 chip.
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That sucks man, did the chip have sentimental value? Does the hotel have cameras in the hall? You might not be able to get anyone convicted off footage of entering an open door, but you could probably get them arrested, if they could be identified as opportunistic fellow guests. The Vegas cops would give them a lesson in manners? Maybe wishful thinking.Dear Booze wrote:#216
Failed to close and lock my hotel room door in Las Vegas and woke to find that I had been liberated of $1,000 and a $25 chip.
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Yes. Wishful thinking. Nevada law cannot convict someone for entering a room. Since there are no cameras in the room, they can't prove that anything was stolen. Since they didn't take jewelry or credit cards, they are Scott Free. Worst thing that can happen is the hotel security finds them and issues a "no trespass" warning. As far as the chip, it wasn't sentimental. It was only a casino chip that I had left over from a blackjack game from earlierCasual Binger wrote:That sucks man, did the chip have sentimental value? Does the hotel have cameras in the hall? You might not be able to get anyone convicted off footage of entering an open door, but you could probably get them arrested, if they could be identified as opportunistic fellow guests. The Vegas cops would give them a lesson in manners? Maybe wishful thinking.Dear Booze wrote:#216
Failed to close and lock my hotel room door in Las Vegas and woke to find that I had been liberated of $1,000 and a $25 chip.
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It's been weeks since anyone tossed anything up on this thread, but I'm drunk enough to think this is a good idea. So…
#217 Got arrested by the Lithuanian Police for riding a bus without a valid ticket. I had purchased the ticket, but had not the foggiest clue how to validate it once I got on the bus.
#218 Got drunk in Lithuania, woke up on a bus to Latvia. Got drunk in Latvia, woke up in Moscow (I had a Russian visa, but I wasn't planning on making the trip for a couple more days.)
#219 While dancing in Prague, a sloshed female aquiantance broke a glass of beer on the dance floor. While reaching to pick up the glass, I laid my hand open, and proceeded to leak blood all over the bouncer I asked for a first aid kit. Spent the rest of my night with paper towel and duct tape wrapped around my hand (which was better the getting 86-ed).
#220 While nearing a black-out during a music festival in Geneva, was handed a water bottle by a man I thought was one of my friends. After taking a long pull and several gulps, I looked around and it turns out my friend was a generous hobo with a giant grin on his face, and my "friends" were laughing their asses off, as one of them gasped/shouted at me "Do you know how much Absinthe you just drank?!" Spent the rest of the night trying to keep the thoughts in my head and the contents of my stomach from spewing out into the world as I danced with people who I will never remember. Ever.
#217 Got arrested by the Lithuanian Police for riding a bus without a valid ticket. I had purchased the ticket, but had not the foggiest clue how to validate it once I got on the bus.
#218 Got drunk in Lithuania, woke up on a bus to Latvia. Got drunk in Latvia, woke up in Moscow (I had a Russian visa, but I wasn't planning on making the trip for a couple more days.)
#219 While dancing in Prague, a sloshed female aquiantance broke a glass of beer on the dance floor. While reaching to pick up the glass, I laid my hand open, and proceeded to leak blood all over the bouncer I asked for a first aid kit. Spent the rest of my night with paper towel and duct tape wrapped around my hand (which was better the getting 86-ed).
#220 While nearing a black-out during a music festival in Geneva, was handed a water bottle by a man I thought was one of my friends. After taking a long pull and several gulps, I looked around and it turns out my friend was a generous hobo with a giant grin on his face, and my "friends" were laughing their asses off, as one of them gasped/shouted at me "Do you know how much Absinthe you just drank?!" Spent the rest of the night trying to keep the thoughts in my head and the contents of my stomach from spewing out into the world as I danced with people who I will never remember. Ever.
Making my own city lights out of bourbon and the stars of a barroom fight.
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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze