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The league of incredible drunk gentleman
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Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
I am captain gaseous.
Release the mighty winds from all orifices!
Release the mighty winds from all orifices!
- Mr. Viking
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Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
furniture trembles before me, praying not to be smashed
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
Amateur: Smashes furniture.Mr. Viking wrote:furniture trembles before me, praying not to be smashed
Professional: Smashes furniture without spilling his pint.
Now that is a superpower.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
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"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
- Mr. Viking
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Also I can turn everyday foods and drinks into booze
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Buck private T. Drunk reporting in.
I turn alcohol into urine.
Also
I can tell which pair of underwear has been in the hamper long enough to be rendered clean again.
I turn alcohol into urine.
Also
I can tell which pair of underwear has been in the hamper long enough to be rendered clean again.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
- JimLahey
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Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
JimLahey = The powers of being invisible when blacked out drunk.
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Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
Nice one!ThirstyDrunk wrote: I turn alcohol into urine.
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Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
the power to make it back home every time I'm shitfaced. well except the little "DUI" incident i had one time.
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Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
Lt Col Palinka: Drinking vodka and banning bots.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
Bur Lord of Blood and Booze fueled rampage.
Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
How much for that TV Viking? Half case of beer and the bike is mine also?
Drink!
Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
That is no super power, that is a MEGA POWER. Get your facts straight.ThirstyDrunk wrote:Buck private T. Drunk reporting in.
I turn alcohol into urine.
Also
I can tell which pair of underwear has been in the hamper long enough to be rendered clean again.
But for some reason I already know what your costume will look like:
Drink!
- Mr. Viking
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Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
that was at my old flat. I'm sure it's all still there. Free to a good homeoettinger wrote:How much for that TV Viking? Half case of beer and the bike is mine also?
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
Finished helping to move one more large, hairy man into this place. His old place, three floors up.
I tell you, at least it was all downhill with the couches and king sized mattress and them
them
them books. So many boxes of books! why not read electrons, instead of paper?! A closed book is but a block of wood
Now for the black ink of rum
Vanilla is a marvelous bean
I tell you, at least it was all downhill with the couches and king sized mattress and them
them
them books. So many boxes of books! why not read electrons, instead of paper?! A closed book is but a block of wood
Now for the black ink of rum
Vanilla is a marvelous bean
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze