that's how I feel right now. about three days ago I woke up with a monumental hangover, filled the half the sink with vomit because someone put the stopper in. the thing is the vomiting thing went away, but I still have the half dead covered cold sweats feeling. It's either some kind of infection or the night before i accidentally caused it somehow. and i definitely blacked out from what I was told and it was obvious from the limp that suddenly sprang up on my left leg the next morning that obviously something went wrong that i had no recollection of.when it lasted more than 24 hours I started taking some leftover antibiotics i found in my home,because more booze wasn't helping. I hope I start to feel a little better, or figure out what's wrong with me. and I still have the damn limp. oh and every night since this happened i have had wierdly vivid dreams with setting that stay the same through out and sometimes are real places i have been down to the teeth. the last one i had was so amazing that if i turned it into a movie it would come out something like dazed and confused.mistah willies wrote:Palinka wrote:
Batty wrote:I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
Man when I first saw that post, i fucking laughed my arse off. i mean, who hasn't looked all sweaty and dead the week after?
And Batty's quote, in this context
damn
The Bender Defined (Commentary)
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Re: The Bender Defined (Commentary)
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." hunter s. thompson god rest his soul
Re: The Bender Defined (Commentary)
I call bull on this.givemesomepills wrote:because more booze wasn't helping
I had myself a handfull of withdrawals from different things but booze always helped.
Always pulled me out of the sea of thoughts
the sea of sweat
the sea of guilt
the sea of responsiblilty
the sea of shit (hey booz)
In fact booze cures all pains, no joke, it floads your brain like nothing else, it`s glorious.
Drink!
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Re: The Bender Defined (Commentary)
if you are having withdrawals, you really do need to drink something asap, or see your doctor. Withdrawal from alcohol can kill you, aside from being very unpleasant. I'd imagine if it was that serious you'd really know about it, but best not to take risks
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Yup. And try to knock the narco-habit on the head. You will make more friends (and have more money for good, wholesome hooch).Mr. Viking wrote:if you are having withdrawals, you really do need to drink something asap, or see your doctor. Withdrawal from alcohol can kill you, aside from being very unpleasant. I'd imagine if it was that serious you'd really know about it, but best not to take risks
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the whole point was it wasn't any withdrawals i did not stop or start anything that i wasn't already doing I woke up felt like shit and it didn't go away until finally a little today now i feel better today except the unexplained limp that was caused while blacked out (that I think might last a few months). like i said i started taking my old antibiotics from years past because i could not figure out what was wrong. i hope that can put a stop the the withdrawal confusion.Palinka wrote:Yup. And try to knock the narco-habit on the head. You will make more friends (and have more money for good, wholesome hooch).Mr. Viking wrote:if you are having withdrawals, you really do need to drink something asap, or see your doctor. Withdrawal from alcohol can kill you, aside from being very unpleasant. I'd imagine if it was that serious you'd really know about it, but best not to take risks
and the only recreation drugs I have taken in the past year are ones that affect gaba receptors (the same receptors that ethanol effect) so basically benzos and somas things i can trade my prescribed medicine (suboxone which is very good at knocking the norco-habit on the head) for those if i find myself out of said hooch money. anyway please don't quote this i want to leave some of these posts of mine behind and just start fresh on here.
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yeah lol most of the time for me too lol. except the most likely bacterial infection that was probably causing my problems apparently. coincidentally i first noticed it while in a very bad hangover.oettinger wrote:I call bull on this.givemesomepills wrote:because more booze wasn't helping
I had myself a handfull of withdrawals from different things but booze always helped.
Always pulled me out of the sea of thoughts
the sea of sweat
the sea of guilt
the sea of responsiblilty
the sea of shit (hey booz)
In fact booze cures all pains, no joke, it floads your brain like nothing else, it`s glorious.
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." hunter s. thompson god rest his soul
Re: The Bender Defined (Commentary)
The russian buddy once brought me a handfull of avian flu from his messy student home. Was dead for a week, drinking was out of order because moving hurt that much.givemesomepills wrote:
yeah lol most of the time for me too lol. except the most likely bacterial infection that was probably causing my problems apparently. coincidentally i first noticed it while in a very bad hangover.
The best alcohol withdrawals were his and his sisters, seeing big insects, hands coming out of the wall and people screaming at you all time that aren`t even there. They are both pretty much done, did I mention this?
Good people though...
To the bender topic: a little did you know.
That Nick "Rubber Johnny" Cage in preparation for his role in Leaving Las Vegas allegedly drank for two weeks straight while a friend was watching out for him. He called this the best two weeks of his life.
Drink!
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Re: The Bender Defined (Commentary)
Proper research. So many types of booze to test, but the stomach can hold only so much.
I want to get paid to drink
I want to get paid to drink
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Re: The Bender Defined (Commentary)
oettinger wrote:The russian buddy once brought me a handfull of avian flu from his messy student home. Was dead for a week, drinking was out of order because moving hurt that much.givemesomepills wrote:
yeah lol most of the time for me too lol. except the most likely bacterial infection that was probably causing my problems apparently. coincidentally i first noticed it while in a very bad hangover.
The best alcohol withdrawals were his and his sisters, seeing big insects, hands coming out of the wall and people screaming at you all time that aren`t even there. They are both pretty much done, did I mention this?
Good people though...
To the bender topic: a little did you know.
That Nick "Rubber Johnny" Cage in preparation for his role in Leaving Las Vegas allegedly drank for two weeks straight while a friend was watching out for him. He called this the best two weeks of his life.
I would be worried about (the avian flu), but whatever was wrong with me was defeated quite easily just drink a little less and laying around until, i could handle my everyday lifestyle or whatever you want to call it.
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." hunter s. thompson god rest his soul
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An admirable goal. I think I've figured out how to game the system.mistah willies wrote:...I want to get paid to drink
That's why I started paying myself to drink.
I think I'm a pretty good employee as far as getting the "work" done, but the boss is drunk all the time, which can make things difficult when we're trying to have a conversation.
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Re: The Bender Defined (Commentary)
Wait till you find out that this asshole has you penciled in for work on christmas eve!booznik wrote:An admirable goal. I think I've figured out how to game the system.mistah willies wrote:...I want to get paid to drink
That's why I started paying myself to drink.
I think I'm a pretty good employee as far as getting the "work" done, but the boss is drunk all the time, which can make things difficult when we're trying to have a conversation.
Drink!
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All the work will have to be redone!oettinger wrote:Wait till you find out that this asshole has you penciled in for work on christmas eve!booznik wrote:An admirable goal. I think I've figured out how to game the system.mistah willies wrote:...I want to get paid to drink
That's why I started paying myself to drink.
I think I'm a pretty good employee as far as getting the "work" done, but the boss is drunk all the time, which can make things difficult when we're trying to have a conversation.
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
Re: What constitues a proper bender these days?
How do you feel when the bender is over?
Re: What constitues a proper bender these days?
Of course not, they fucked grandma and saw her naked!Modern Drunkard wrote:we're not as tough as our grandfathers.
Great to quote the great one! And btw my grandfather drank himself through a war,
and lost.
Thank drink!
Drink!
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Re: What constitues a proper bender these days?
I'm taking a week in May, the bender follows the work at the cabin, and may be interrupted by some stream fishing.
After it's over, you're sore.
And yes, Gramps would have kicked my ass drinking or fighting.
After it's over, you're sore.
And yes, Gramps would have kicked my ass drinking or fighting.