http://youtu.be/ujZDsdTO2DY
Kinda makes you wonder how our species has lasted this long with such weak specimens in it.
And in what alternate Universe is JD quantifiably "better" than vodka?
I mean, a decent Scotch... Sure. But that's Scotch. Single malt > sour mash.
Vodka is the Water of Life.
Ok, I know... Literally, that would be Akvavit (Aqua Vita in the Latin)... But dammit, you get my drift...
Mere human females drink Whiskey 1st time.
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Mere human females drink Whiskey 1st time.
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Only too well.
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Of course, it should go without saying that the stronger specimens of the mis-named "weaker sex" are an absolute delight over a glass or two of something 80-proof...Palinka wrote:Only too well.
Gives one hope for the future generations.
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Rev. Dead Corpse wrote:Of course, it should go without saying that the stronger specimens of the mis-named "weaker sex" are an absolute delight over a glass or two of something 80-proof...Palinka wrote:Only too well.
Gives one hope for the future generations.
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Re: Mere human females drink Whiskey 1st time.
Give 'em a break man, it was their first time.
Check with them in a year.
...first one's free baby.
Check with them in a year.
...first one's free baby.
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Re: Mere human females drink Whiskey 1st time.
That was sexist,
where is the vid showing them drinking cu... oh shit.
Cucumber juice. Yes, that was the word. Stupid english sometimes.
where is the vid showing them drinking cu... oh shit.
Cucumber juice. Yes, that was the word. Stupid english sometimes.
Drink!
Re: Mere human females drink Whiskey 1st time.
I have both Vodka and Whiskey for today! A drinking game of great suffering and glory we just recently designed will commence soon. Last time first guy passed out hour in to the game.
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Re: Mere human females drink Whiskey 1st time.
Even amongst sour mash whiskeys, JD is better off being used to braise beef than attempting to drink it. I've consumed gallons of JD in my distant past. The stuff is disgusting.
Vodka flows from the teats of Aphrodite herself. Idunna's apples ferment into Level 1. Kali's sweet sweat is bottled for Grey Goose.
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Vodka flows from the teats of Aphrodite herself. Idunna's apples ferment into Level 1. Kali's sweet sweat is bottled for Grey Goose.
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Godsdamned, you twinks. Chillax. Thirsty nailed it.
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Re: Mere human females drink Whiskey 1st time.
Amusing. Still they could have picked something better than TJD. WT 101 would have been infinitely more amusing.
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Re: Mere human females drink Whiskey 1st time.
I would say in the universe where TJD pays to have their name put out there. And the only girls I know who would say whiskey is better than vodka are the ones who actually like whiskey, not the first timers.Rev. Dead Corpse wrote: And in what alternate Universe is JD quantifiably "better" than vodka?
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they all seemed to like the taste. That's a good thing. There's no need to be afraid. I think some drinks have built up a manlymanlymanlyman reputation and "only a man could drink it" which is stupid. We all have the same taste buds and yes, whiskey can take a while to really enjoy but it's damn well worth it.
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Sometimes, the brown drink in me flask is quite palatable,
and sometimes, it's not for the weak-kneed, or limp wristed, or faint of heart, or silky-thighed.
Depends upon the majority of what got spilled in there and how well they get along.
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and sometimes, it's not for the weak-kneed, or limp wristed, or faint of heart, or silky-thighed.
Depends upon the majority of what got spilled in there and how well they get along.
hey, like parliament!
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Re: Mere human females drink Whiskey 1st time.
Stroh 80 is evil stuff. It doesn't intoxicate, it destroys.Mr. Viking wrote:they all seemed to like the taste. That's a good thing. There's no need to be afraid. I think some drinks have built up a manlymanlymanlyman reputation and "only a man could drink it" which is stupid. We all have the same taste buds and yes, whiskey can take a while to really enjoy but it's damn well worth it.
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