...I thought that I'd lend a hand to those that don't want to be bothered with the "Trick or Treaters" and all that nonsense.
Simply print this out and attach it to your front door:
Happy Halloween Drunkards! Post it all here:
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Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...
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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...
might just try this. hopefully my front door won't be kicked in again
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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...
I believe you are confusing trick or treat with good ol' booze or brawl?Mr. Zombie Viking wrote:might just try this. hopefully my front door won't be kicked in again
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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...
So, what is your favorite method for removing toilet paper from your yard?
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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...
For oettinger that's most definitely a treat (not to mention supper).Savage wrote:So, what is your favorite method for removing toilet paper from your yard?
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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...
My hand tailored toga will be a thing. Imma save cash at expense of me fingers.
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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...
What with my seizure disorder (oh, and shingles, did I mention that?) and the old man's work, we're barely going to be managing the favorite holiday. Since last year with himself with a broken arm, we didn't set up much, so, this year, we found, digging the fence out of the shed, that many of the skulls had shattered. (Well, that's the desert climate for you, I guess) He did set up as much as was usable, and it looks good and scary
Anyway, we have a ton load of candy, and Grumpy promises to set up the gambling skellies tomorrow. Much fun will be had, I'm sure, especially since I bought some kitty cat sippy cups at the dollar store, so no more worries about breaking glass or nasty glares from hag moms because we appear to be imbibing adult beverages during the festivities.
Anyway, we have a ton load of candy, and Grumpy promises to set up the gambling skellies tomorrow. Much fun will be had, I'm sure, especially since I bought some kitty cat sippy cups at the dollar store, so no more worries about breaking glass or nasty glares from hag moms because we appear to be imbibing adult beverages during the festivities.
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Witness the russian dressed as my "kyrgyzian whore fatima". So much for the toga...
Once he also greeted guests in this fashion, totally out of his mind behaving like Dr Gonzo
Once he also greeted guests in this fashion, totally out of his mind behaving like Dr Gonzo
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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...
Tomorrow, the gravestones will enter the library, since we don't trust the local scumbags to not steal them. The spooky green lights will go up, and we already have the Christmas-style blacklights up, and we hope to dig out the jack o lanterns and that thingy statue that crawls out of the grave and the like. Plus, we will dress our skelly-hos in their green and pink wigs and on H day, we will set up the poker party. It will be a very low-key Halloween, since I've not been well, but we will put our best feets (tm) forward and hand out the hundred pounds of candy. Next year, if I am still alive, which I am making plans to be, we will have a kick-ass H night.
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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...
I plan on spending the day in my underpants and a bottle of whiskey, and laughing evilly whenever the door rings.
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You are that kind of guy we trash your yard. Also, you in your undies, damn nasty. We drink a handle or so, but we hand out candy to the little farts. Halloween is for getting blitzed and handing out sugar bombs.JimLahey wrote:I plan on spending the day in my underpants and a bottle of whiskey, and laughing evilly whenever the door rings.
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Got it covered correctly. Ever thought of the idea that Bukowski would open the door on these stupid occasions?JimLahey wrote:I plan on spending the day in my underpants and a bottle of whiskey, and laughing evilly whenever the door rings.
Who invented halloween anyway. Must`ve been that fat coca cola drinking christmas dude, now starving for candy in november also
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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...
Savage wrote:You are that kind of guy we trash your yard. Also, you in your undies, damn nasty. We drink a handle or so, but we hand out candy to the little farts. Halloween is for getting blitzed and handing out sugar bombs.JimLahey wrote:I plan on spending the day in my underpants and a bottle of whiskey, and laughing evilly whenever the door rings.
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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...
All that's left is to dress as Morticia or Elvira and hang around the house making loud shrieking noises once in a while after a good taste of a well mixed drink.Savage wrote:Tomorrow, the gravestones will enter the library, since we don't trust the local scumbags to not steal them. The spooky green lights will go up, and we already have the Christmas-style blacklights up, and we hope to dig out the jack o lanterns and that thingy statue that crawls out of the grave and the like. Plus, we will dress our skelly-hos in their green and pink wigs and on H day, we will set up the poker party. It will be a very low-key Halloween, since I've not been well, but we will put our best feets (tm) forward and hand out the hundred pounds of candy. Next year, if I am still alive, which I am making plans to be, we will have a kick-ass H night.
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