It's a pleasure to share a drink with you Mr. Willes! There would be nothing more scary than to be shitfaced drunk on a boat with Mr. Willies at the helm. That is because there is no telling how much he has had but his track record speaks for itself.chilly willies wrote:Ya bunch of friggin Drunkards.
Jeez.
Oh, wait, I'm one o' ye.
DRINK! ya blessed Drunkards
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Re: All Hallows Eve
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: All Hallows Eve
Just to cheer you all up (from your post-Halloween blues), here are some delightful images of Bunnies topping themselves.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
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Re: All Hallows Eve
Willies and Lush City at sea...Lush City wrote:It's a pleasure to share a drink with you Mr. Willes! There would be nothing more scary than to be shitfaced drunk on a boat with Mr. Willies at the helm. That is because there is no telling how much he has had but his track record speaks for itself.
They'd discover a new, previously unknown continent. In style, with an excellent musical soundtrack.
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What Was Your Best Halloween Costume?
I have so many, I'm not sure I can pick one - I rock Halloween. Here's a few for the running - my sister is the nice one, so one year she dressed as Glinda The Good Witch, and I'm so mean I wasn't even the Wicked Witch Of The West, I was the nasty bitch under the house at the beginning of the movie.
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Re: What Was Your Best Halloween Costume?
It's a fight between Jerry Garcia, Silent Jay, and Joliet Jake.
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Re: What Was Your Best Halloween Costume?
I just go nekkid, drunk, besmirched and with toilet paper hanging from my mouth, and tell everyone that I'm "SqualorMan"*.
*All Copyrights (and coprarights) for "SqualorMan" and "Russian Buddy - The Boy Chunder" are held (or partially digested) by oettinger - No Evil can face his Squalor!
*All Copyrights (and coprarights) for "SqualorMan" and "Russian Buddy - The Boy Chunder" are held (or partially digested) by oettinger - No Evil can face his Squalor!
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Re: What Was Your Best Halloween Costume?
Probably about 1990, I came up with an awesome Zaphod Beeblebrox costume, complete with semi working extra head and limbs and shit. But it was the presidential sash that made it. I had a flask ful of Ol Janx Spirit and I tried to push all the intoxication into the other head, but I think I ended up making an ass of meself that night.
Another time I had a kickass Inspector Gadget costume. It had all kinds of extensions and gadgets and shit.Peopple acted like if a 9 foot extension pinched their ass they thought YOU pinched their ass. fuck them. I had room in my trenchcoat for like 50 cans bottles or flasks. I think I woke up in a vomit filled Inspector Gadget mask that year.
good times, good times.
Another time I had a kickass Inspector Gadget costume. It had all kinds of extensions and gadgets and shit.Peopple acted like if a 9 foot extension pinched their ass they thought YOU pinched their ass. fuck them. I had room in my trenchcoat for like 50 cans bottles or flasks. I think I woke up in a vomit filled Inspector Gadget mask that year.
good times, good times.
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Re: What Was Your Best Halloween Costume?
I tried the nekkid thing once. The Police were not amused.
Re: What Was Your Best Halloween Costume?
I once went out as the grinch.
Wore a big sign that read "'I hate halloween"
Wore a big sign that read "'I hate halloween"
Drink!
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Re: What Was Your Best Halloween Costume?
Damn. Where is the found footage of that night? Awesome.ThirstyDrunk wrote:Probably about 1990, I came up with an awesome Zaphod Beeblebrox costume, complete with semi working extra head and limbs and shit. But it was the presidential sash that made it. I had a flask ful of Ol Janx Spirit and I tried to push all the intoxication into the other head, but I think I ended up making an ass of meself that night...
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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
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Re: What Was Your Best Halloween Costume?
In 2001, I took two 3x5 white poster boards, made them to look like a letter to Tom Daschle, and had a baby powder squirt thing pushing out the white stuff.
You had to be there.
You had to be there.
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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...
I wore my skelly shirt and drank out of my kitty kat sippy cup. We only had maybe five hundred TOTS, so we have a couple of big bags of crap candy left. Usually, we run out by about seven-thirty. What happened?
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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...
Seriously, we are getting old and worn out. We are thinking about checking out for next year. I dunno. It seems sad, but, yeah, maybe we won't be Halloweeners anymore.
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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...
Goodwill will enjoy our props, I suppose.
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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...
But you do such a great job with the decorations and have fun with it! Where's the broad who said she's gonna have a kickass Halloween next year?!Savage wrote:Seriously, we are getting old and worn out. We are thinking about checking out for next year. I dunno. It seems sad, but, yeah, maybe we won't be Halloweeners anymore.
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"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
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"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields