Booznik wrote:
Vodka lemon. Guzzled, not stirred. The name is Planet. Captain Planet.
I prefer being called Hero
or Burned face man
THE CHASIST
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Never tell anyone that you can do things!
They will expect more from you.
Trust me on this. After a week away, I have been:
1. Swiping the gutter.
2. Filling holes.
3. Plunging the drain.
4. Using the Bop Gun for the winter protection from air drafts...
They will expect more from you.
Trust me on this. After a week away, I have been:
1. Swiping the gutter.
2. Filling holes.
3. Plunging the drain.
4. Using the Bop Gun for the winter protection from air drafts...
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Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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I know how you feel. I'm a year into it nowchilly willies wrote:Never tell anyone that you can do things!
They will expect more from you.
Trust me on this. After a week away, I have been:
1. Swiping the gutter.
2. Filling holes.
3. Plunging the drain.
4. Using the Bop Gun for the winter protection from air drafts...
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Good evening chasists, the worst thing that could happen to the 80s: A van damme movie coupled with a crappy soundtrack and slow motion. Enjoy Bloodsport - Fight to survive by Stan Bush
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The only woman stopping me from drinking would be:
- my designated assasin
- a islamistic suicide bomber
- an elderly woman driving the familie`s overzides mercedes
- my designated assasin
- a islamistic suicide bomber
- an elderly woman driving the familie`s overzides mercedes
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How fitting that the chasist song o the day is Lemmy and Wendy O´WilliamsUsername wrote:Space is deep
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cool, that was easy.
Where are their posts btw? Keep your friends close put your enemies close kind of stuff damnit!
Where are their posts btw? Keep your friends close put your enemies close kind of stuff damnit!
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If this song is any good I'm going to get myself a bottle o'portoettinger wrote:How fitting that the chasist song o the day is Lemmy and Wendy O´WilliamsUsername wrote:Space is deep
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That is one of the strangest things I have ever seen. WTF??
Anyways, it looks like I'm drinking port.
Anyways, it looks like I'm drinking port.
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Let me help you.oettinger wrote:...Where are their posts btw?...
booznik wrote:SHUT UP, OETTINGER!
So, there you have it.chilly willies wrote:OETTINGER, SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Cheers,
Your Friendly neighbourhood moderator,
P.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
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Drink more of that port, cheersUsername wrote:That is one of the strangest things I have ever seen. WTF??
I did it myself. I felt the urge of toying with these tools for a long time. I`m so funny. I see myself out. Thank you
Beer and vodka now, sayling to "better shut up Oettinger island" now
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Two of the most evil forces of the 80s joined in one massive cocktail Queen and John Hannibal Smith. It`s like mixing gasoline with fuel and a splash of vodka-flavoured bourbon in one gulp.
Turdy snips of the colonel underlined with "I want it all".
My favortie part is at 2:13, glorious, cigar anyone? Also who of you can lip-read? I bet at 2:39 he says "and now lets get drunk together"
Now thats a word!
Turdy snips of the colonel underlined with "I want it all".
My favortie part is at 2:13, glorious, cigar anyone? Also who of you can lip-read? I bet at 2:39 he says "and now lets get drunk together"
Now thats a word!
Drink!
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Saturday in the Chasist... time to chase the vodka.
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