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Welcome back Goose. Good to hear you guys are doing all right. Sorry about Meg's Dad. Also sorry you guys couldn't make it to Drinking Man. I'll get this round. Hamm's and a smoked rye moonshine good for you?
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The last I heard from Treetop and Surreal was around HBE 2013. I've still got addresses for them. I can reach out to see if they are still with us.
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Do that. I miss Surreal and Treetop's odd and politically incorrect posts.

Cheers you drunken bastards.
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Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I'm still standing at the rail of the great bar of life. The barkeep is still setting 'em up and I'm knocking them down. I'll do better to stay logged in, but as we enter the cold, cold clutches of winter here in the mid-west, the best I may be able to do is a short trip down to see Smatter. A few bourbons, stare at a hole in the pond for a few hours and stack some bluegills or perch across the shanty floor, maybe a game of euchre or two.

That would be living in high cotton.

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Surreal wrote:Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I'm still standing at the rail of the great bar of life. The barkeep is still setting 'em up and I'm knocking them down...
Couldn't ask for a better outcome from a missing MDM-er APB. That's what we want to hear. Cheers, man.
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I've got a very old phone number for Dirty Lou rattling around here somewhere too. I'd bet it is seven years old now, though.
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Bluto wrote:I've got a very old phone number for Dirty Lou rattling around here somewhere too. I'd bet it is seven years old now, though.
If you are holding onto anything of Dirty Lou's that is seven years old, I'd suggest throwing it away immediately.

Starting a quick cycle of anti-biotics w/ a steroid taper might not be a bad idea either.
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booznik wrote:Couldn't ask for a better outcome from a missing MDM-er APB. That's what we want to hear. Cheers, man.
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Bluto wrote:I've got a very old phone number for Dirty Lou rattling around here somewhere too. I'd bet it is seven years old now, though.
Fuck. If my buddies weren't all asleep, I'd call Dirty Lou and Johnny Tequila right now. I'll text 'em right now.
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Dirty Lou called me! Can't talk with all the sleepy heads. He's gonna call tomorrow. I'm in the process of snaggin' Bundy and Bluebottle. Bundy already knows - he should be here shortly. I informed Surreal - he obviously checked in.
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I talk to a bunch of them on FB. I was at an Angels/Red Sox game with Sweet Lou, I have no idea how we did not get 86'd. There was so much Scotch, it was ridiculous.
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TA DA! I just saw Gin and Screwball about 6 weeks ago, Rowdy was there too. It was a beer fest in Austin. Rest assured we are alive and kicking, or at least drinking.
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Hello old friends! Still alive! My recent adventures have seen me traveling to TN to make a booze soaked CD of spoken word with my buddy Eddie, a stint up in MT where I landed in the hospital couple times, once they thought it was for kidney failure but no, but it was only a mistake by IHS (Indian Health Service)! So as a result of all that, it is only beer these days. i had a good adventure along the left coast on the way bk to the rez at Mescalero, where I currently am. Finished ms. for book of poems n stories to go with the CD, and done a ton of artwork , including stuff for CD design n book. There r a few good Mescalero drinking stories I got down lol. So tonite i cheers u all with but a cold beer, and thank u for remembering this poor ndn lmao! btw who does facebook on here? I discovered it's great for keeping in touch!

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I'm on if you want to add me. Bearded bastard on Screwball's, Resident Asshole's, Mama goose's, Fiyah's, Whiskey Prick's, Hardcore Stig's, Bluto's and others I may have forgotten in my haze.
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Your lack of concern for my welfare is unsettling! but since im here, drinks?
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