Garlic

[oettinger]

I am drunk cooking myself some pasta right now, lots of garlic in it so the drunken tongue has something to taste. Love that stuff!
Got me wondering if there is any drink or cocktail recipe containing garlic? When showing up to work drunk, no one will try to get near you, so it`s a big plus!

[Palinka (RIP)]

Garlic would go well with a Bloody Mary or a Bullshot.
However, if you are really feeling brave, here's a recipe for a cocktail called Jack Me Knob Juice. If you do try it, please post a review (because, frankly, it sounds insane).

[Bluto]

I am drunk cooking myself some pasta right now, lots of garlic in it so the drunken tongue has something to taste. Love that stuff!
Got me wondering if there is any drink or cocktail recipe containing garlic? When showing up to work drunk, no one will try to get near you, so it`s a big plus!

Add one habenero sliced down the middle, 2 cloves of smashed garlic and one sprig of dill to a liter of vodka. Place in the freezer and give it a good shake every few days. Do this for the duration of two weeks. You'll have a wonderfully infused vodka that is prepped for bloody drinks or perfectly acceptable on its own.

[Negromancer]

I got something to add. I made a garlic infusion in vodka once, along with black pepper and some habanero. It was alright in a bloody mary.

But I've also made onion wine, which was much nicer than you'd expect. I think I added some garlic for show. Nobody could guess what they were actually drinking.

Did something of the same at another point, which was actually an onion and garlic liqueur I made to serve to Dan Lilker (formerly of Anthrax, that is to say the band - not the ingredients in my liqueur!). He was dismissive before I even presented the beverage to him. Ended up serving it to strangers on a barcrawl, who were pleasantly surprized.

[oettinger]

I am drunk cooking myself some pasta right now, lots of garlic in it so the drunken tongue has something to taste. Love that stuff!
Got me wondering if there is any drink or cocktail recipe containing garlic? When showing up to work drunk, no one will try to get near you, so it`s a big plus!

Add one habenero sliced down the middle, 2 cloves of smashed garlic and one sprig of dill to a liter of vodka. Place in the freezer and give it a good shake every few days. Do this for the duration of two weeks. You'll have a wonderfully infused vodka that is prepped for bloody drinks or perfectly acceptable on its own.

That sounds tasty! Thanks Bluto.

Sharp ingredients in a stiff drink always works for me. Makes me feel like I belong to the big guys...
Only cigars I can`t stomach. That would`ve been too good to be true

[rivuxgamma]

I registered just to reply to this. It's a stupid college thing born out of boredom and a touch of frugality, but it became a rite of passage among my friends.

½ shot of everclear
½ shot of papa john's garlic butter sauce
nuked for a few seconds to make it hot
generally stirred with something mildly dirty like a hacksaw blade

It's genuinely awful. Nobody has been able to take it down without a serious grimace.

We called it Devil's Jizz.

[Patchez]

That sounds awful enough that I may have to try it. Damn you.

[mistah willies]

That sounds awful enough that I may have to try it. Damn you.

I know, huh. For me, I'll have to make everyone in the vicinity have one as well, so I am not the only one who is the garlic monster the morning after.

[rivuxgamma]

Don't suppose you'd be willing to record it? It'd make for a great profile pic.

[Patchez]

I just may. Might not be till around the first of the year though. This gives me a thought for another thread.

[Palinka (RIP)]

...Might not be till around the first of the year though...

WTF?
I hope this is a gag or something...

[Patchez]

I may not be able to try the nasty shot till then. I'll be busy with holiday stuff and the water pump went south in my truck.

Then I'll have time to play with nasty shots again.

[Palinka (RIP)]

...Then I'll have time to play with nasty shots again.

Oh!
Well, I hope that you don't gag, then...

[Patchez]

We had a ration of doucheyness a few years back at my locals with asshole shots being bought. I have a thread in TAoGH about it. After I try this one Riv has to try one of mine.

[rivuxgamma]

Hell yeah, Patchez. Can't guarantee timeliness, but sure.