Blackout

[givemesomepils]

I have just about zero memory of yesterday. Saw shane-o-matic, lost shane-o-matic, went to the pub. pretended to be Douglas Denholm and was apparently found in the close by friends of a neighbour. I woke up in my best jimjams, but with the curtains open. I also have copious bruising

lol right now my body has various bruises and a limp on my left leg this morning feels like i tore a tendon in it but it doesn't hurt.

[WhiskeyReb]

I recently got tanked one Friday night, started watching my second Netflix movie of the night, only to wake up the next morning not knowing what day it was, not remembering going to bed, not remembering turning off the TV, not knowing how all the cups on the tv tray got knocked off in the floor, not knowing why the dog was sleeping in the kitchen instead of in her doggie bed in the hall bathroom...then checking the Netlix guide to see what the second movie was because I couldn't remember

[Mr. Viking]

I recently got tanked one Friday night, started watching my second Netflix movie of the night, only to wake up the next morning not knowing what day it was, not remembering going to bed, not remembering turning off the TV, not knowing how all the cups on the tv tray got knocked off in the floor, not knowing why the dog was sleeping in the kitchen instead of in her doggie bed in the hall bathroom...then checking the Netlix guide to see what the second movie was because I couldn't remember

yes, nothing is quite like waking up not having a clue what has happened, especially if one has been out. It's rare for it to be something good, but certainly a unique experience

[Zog]

My blacking out these days has happened after exposing myself and waking up in jail because I disgusted somebody else, or worse, is not acceptable drunkard behavior.

[mistah willies]

Yeah, I talked to someone sitting next to me today that I haven't seen in a year or two. Poor bastard said he had to Dry Out. Seems that every time he took a sip, he would keep going until a week went missing, and when he made his rounds, no one would look him the eye. Or else they'd be pounding on his door.

Sounds like a helluva Drunkard on paper, but in real life, that won't last for very long.

A Modern Drunkard can still take care of business, still get shit done. There's a difference between letting go of control and dancing on the edge,

and losing control and falling off permanently. That's just being a raging mad drunk. God help any trainwreck, love 'em as we might.


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[booznik]

...A Modern Drunkard can still take care of business, still get shit done. There's a difference between letting go of control and dancing on the edge,

and losing control and falling off permanently. That's just being a raging mad drunk. God help any trainwreck, love 'em as we might.


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That deserves an Ayup.

[TheBigCasino]

Im close to blackout here - any blackout stories?

Not that I can remember.

Quite a few when I was at ^this^ guy's house.

[Dale]

Coming to your senses and realizing your wallet is still there.

Discomforting:
if you lie on the floor and the superior at your job is ringing the door bell and you think its the police and dont react and thengo to bed abd get called 50times until youncall in sick. And get a warning letter two weeks after that

Yeah.

[mikegj1077]

I woke up in my house after steady drinking and first thing I notice, Geez, this mattress is hard. Then I undrunkened up a little bit after rolling around and realized I was on the floor next to my bed. Didn't quite make the bed. Boy was I embarrassed. But nobody saw me so that was cool.

[givemesomepils]

I just got out of jail thought i would get a nice buzz, i go from being tipsy to waking up the next day with my family mad at me. I dont know what I did but im pretty sure it involved me telling everyone to fuck off for no reason. next time I'll try to keep in mind the fact that I went a while without a drink before diving in head first.

[AntonArkydivich]

^

Damn, Chinaski.

We'll, the more you know...

[hossthomas]

Well, just a few mornings ago my wife woke me up frantic, wondering why the bathroom was basically painted with blood. There was literally blood on every surface in there. Turns out that a friend had given me a ride to resupply the night before and I fell in the street outside my house, skinned up my knees and one hand all to hell. Wife was asleep when I got in, and apparently I just went in the bathroom and did some sort of wild flailing dance. Otherwise I have no explanation for blood being on all four walls and the ceiling.

Not by best blackout story by far, just the most recent.

I also once drank a half gallon of vodka and a shit ton of beer at a friends house. I stumbled into his fridge and knocked this huge fucking jar of change off the top which shattered. They tell me I spent the better part of an hour arguing that that change now rightfully belonged to be. It didn't work, and so I proceeded to pass out on his porch with my ass hanging out of my pants in plain sight of his elderly neighbor's kitchen window.

[oettinger]

my ass hanging out of my pants in plain sight of his elderly neighbor's kitchen window.

Grandpa neighbour Alfred to his wife: Rosemary, to the bedroom, quickly, I think my little willy is working again for a final encore. Quick!

[Palinka (RIP)]

Anyone truly interested, should read Oggar's Post on the subject

[Bubblez]

What I do during a black out is no business of mine.