I've known her for a long time. But yea, c'est la vie. My main obstacle is finding girls I actually consider quality. Casual sex-intersted hookup girls aren't on my quality radar, and they're what populate my university. Have a turkish girl on my radar that came to a party recently who seems halfway quality from a nearby school. Time will tell, the libations will cure my ills. C'est la vie. Doing much better than I figured I would.JimLahey wrote:
How can you confirm? You're taking the word of someone who is dumping you? I'm not trying to make you feel bad, just hoping you will get past it quick. She's out looking for another dick, the sooner you can realize that the sooner you can go out and look for other women too. Best of luck to ya bro and may the liquor be with you.
Shit monday
Moderators: Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator
-
shawnonious
- Inebriate Savant
- Posts: 577
- Joined: Wed Dec 24, 2014 12:01 am
- Location: St Cloud, MN
Re: Shit monday
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" -Tom Waits
-
JimLahey
- Drunker Than God
- Posts: 2104
- Joined: Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:32 pm
- Location: Sunnyvale Trailerpark
Re: Shit monday
Cheers man! Best of luck with the Turkish girl.brandonman wrote:I've known her for a long time. But yea, c'est la vie. My main obstacle is finding girls I actually consider quality. Casual sex-intersted hookup girls aren't on my quality radar, and they're what populate my university. Have a turkish girl on my radar that came to a party recently who seems halfway quality from a nearby school. Time will tell, the libations will cure my ills. C'est la vie. Doing much better than I figured I would.JimLahey wrote:
How can you confirm? You're taking the word of someone who is dumping you? I'm not trying to make you feel bad, just hoping you will get past it quick. She's out looking for another dick, the sooner you can realize that the sooner you can go out and look for other women too. Best of luck to ya bro and may the liquor be with you.
-
shawnonious
- Inebriate Savant
- Posts: 577
- Joined: Wed Dec 24, 2014 12:01 am
- Location: St Cloud, MN
Re: Shit monday
Yep, all part of the grand tale of life. I've got a good bank of stories, ranging from sad sappy lover to drunkard laughing shenanigans, with everything in between. I'm doing better on the tales than anybody else my age, so I've got that goin' for me.
I must say, all of us drinkers are THE gold mines of story telling. We're like modern day Homers. And not ALWAYS the D'OH! kind.
I must say, all of us drinkers are THE gold mines of story telling. We're like modern day Homers. And not ALWAYS the D'OH! kind.
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" -Tom Waits
Re: Shit monday
Time heals almost everything. If it cures mondays hangovers it surely will cure your pain.
According to some drunkard counseling I recieved on skype I already should have thrown my girlfriend in front of a train.
Relationship is still going relatively well somehow but I`m waiting for it`s ultimate downfall for some time now myself.
In the meantime I drink, heavily.
According to some drunkard counseling I recieved on skype I already should have thrown my girlfriend in front of a train.
Relationship is still going relatively well somehow but I`m waiting for it`s ultimate downfall for some time now myself.
In the meantime I drink, heavily.
Drink!
-
booznik
- King Cockeyed
- Posts: 1545
- Joined: Sat May 03, 2014 2:29 pm
- Location: People's Republic of SoCal
Re: Shit monday
You did. The train threw her back. Apparently, it was meant to be.oettinger wrote:According to some drunkard counseling I recieved on skype I already should have thrown my girlfriend in front of a train.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Re: Shit monday
I was still quite drunk the whole morning so it was one of the better mondays in recent (and sparse) memory
Drink!
-
Palinka (RIP)
- Moderator
- Posts: 9790
- Joined: Tue Apr 15, 2003 7:29 pm
- Location: In The Liquor Cabinet
Re: Shit monday
Maybe this will help.booznik wrote:You did. The train threw her back. Apparently, it was meant to be.oettinger wrote:According to some drunkard counseling I recieved on skype I already should have thrown my girlfriend in front of a train.
However, be sure to remember this.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
Re: Shit monday
Nice, I didn`t oversleep and thanks to uncle booznik`s sound advice to buy shitloads of beer last night there`s still some in the fridge.
I might crack one open right now, it`s a "do the right thing" situation mostly on mondays.
I might crack one open right now, it`s a "do the right thing" situation mostly on mondays.
Drink!
-
mistah willies
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6747
- Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 pm
- Location: A ship upon the vast ocean of the Mighty MDM
- Contact:
Re: Shit monday
Spike Lee always has a good "joint" but I like to have a Spike Jonze flicker as well.
He sparks quite well. I think that if you name your offspring
Spike
then they will make their mark.
.
He sparks quite well. I think that if you name your offspring
Spike
then they will make their mark.
.
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
Re: Shit monday
I only know Wendy O, NSFW, cause mondays suck and are NSFD, not safe for drunks that is.
Drink!
Re: Shit monday
Loved Wendy and the Plasmatics back in the day....my Mom hated them. As it should be.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: Shit monday
Ah, the nothing to do on Monday but to chill. Now I need to gently put down this raging hangover from my 3 day binge and see some family members.
Re: Shit monday
Seeing family members every day, not the (no. 1) reason I drink heavily but one has to wonder after encountering the same weird folks for 30 plus years straight...Bur wrote:Ah, the nothing to do on Monday but to chill. Now I need to gently put down this raging hangover from my 3 day binge and see some family members.
Just glad I`m not the son of some of my aunts or uncles, because, damn, that cross just doesn`t seem to fit my asshole.
Drink!