Saturday 28th February 2015

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Saturday 28th February 2015

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:17 pm

This magnificent Board, all thanks to FKR (Slurred Be His Name ), will have its twelfth birthday!

So, good folks, my brothers-in-booze and sisters-in-spiritous-substances, stock pile a goodly supply of hooch a prepare to make a fine celebration of this wonderful, near sacred, event.

Please contact any Modern Drunkardists who havè posted recently and demand that they show up for this magnificent event.
With luck, even FKR (Slurred Be His Name ) will put in an appearance.

So start scribbling those cards, emails, instant messages, text messages, script to be attached to a carrier pigeon's leg, smoke-signals, conduct seances or any other method of communication that you know will reach a Board Member, to tell them to make a note in their diaries, to ensure that they look in on that Saturday (28th February) and join us for a few well earned wee massive drinkies.

Finally, make sure that you will be here then yourselves, because you, my fellow Modern Drunkardists, all deserve a drink, a pat on the back and a, "Good work, fella!" for ensuring the longevity of our little corner of the interwebs. We will raise toasts of remembrance to our fallen, slurp huge sips to our mighty scribblers, huzzah with hooch the Honourable FKR (Slurred Be His Name) and find a hundred other reasons to take a drink for, to, and at; future, present, past, pissed* and passed out!

So make a note of ithe date in your diary, put a ring around it on your calendar, programme it into some form of electronic device that remembers things for you - Whatever it takes to remind you be here and have plenty of hooch to hand.

I shall look forward to seeing you all upon that marvellous day of remembrance and celebration.

Until then, cheers! Get practicing.

Your friendly neighbourhood moderator,
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* That would be "pissed" in the British sense, obviously.
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Re: Saturday 28th February 2015

Post by mistah willies » Wed Feb 04, 2015 12:23 am

It's great when these things happen! Only been in two of these. This will be my third. Let's raise a glass on this auspicious occasion.

Hell I'm doing it right now anyways

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Re: Saturday 28th February 2015

Post by oettinger » Fri Feb 06, 2015 1:00 pm

Palinka wrote:a hundred other reasons to take a drink
On a saturday huh? Thing was planned from the beginning and is taking shape now, oh you evil drunks!
Lets make this a 24 hour drinking binge (is this even a binge? Oggar`s definition of a true bender doesn`t fit at all)!

100 you ask?, hmm:
Thirst for drink
being drunk is just great
you`re never alone with drink in hand
life`s a joke, drink for the fun of it
bad breakup with the bf/gf
injury
being alone and drunk has to be celebrated
being not alone/with lots of drunks at one place has to be celebrated
just for the taste of it
music without drink is like a car without fuel
12 already? That means 12 shots, beers or longdrinks before entering the fun
bougth us together, that is screaming for drink
remember those that once drank upon us
the no reason at all reason
without smokes I can`t enjoy my drink and vice versa, I smoke a lot
cab-drivers need to feed their families too
to forget tomorrow
and next week altogether
make that next month
for saying cheers
the world being round and never really falling flat on your face when drunk
all the varietys of drinks
the alien-invasion being postponed for now because of our favorites dive-bar`s urin stench
living in a world that allows me to tipe "fuck" without repression so far
looking forward to that inevitable hangover that says: When you feel it you`re alive, otherwise go see a doctor and eat his brain! (And prolly still having to throw up from it, being a hungover zombie)

go on.

Cheers!
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Saturday 28th February 2015

Post by mistah willies » Sat Feb 07, 2015 10:15 pm

oettinger wrote:
Palinka wrote:a hundred other reasons to take a drink
On a saturday huh? Thing was planned from the beginning and is taking shape now, oh you evil drunks!
Lets make this a 24 hour drinking binge (is this even a binge? Oggar`s definition of a true bender doesn`t fit at all)!

100 you ask?, hmm:

1. Thirst for drink
2. being drunk is just great
3. you`re never alone with drink in hand
4. life`s a joke, drink for the fun of it
5. bad breakup with the bf/gf
6. injury
being alone and drunk has to be celebrated
being not alone/with lots of drunks at one place has to be celebrated
just for the taste of it
music without drink is like a car without fuel
12 already? That means 12 shots, beers or longdrinks before entering the fun
bougth us together, that is screaming for drink
remember those that once drank upon us
the no reason at all reason
without smokes I can`t enjoy my drink and vice versa, I smoke a lot
cab-drivers need to feed their families too
to forget tomorrow
and next week altogether
make that next month
for saying cheers
the world being round and never really falling flat on your face when drunk
all the varietys of drinks
the alien-invasion being postponed for now because of our favorites dive-bar`s urin stench
living in a world that allows me to tipe "fuck" without repression so far
looking forward to that inevitable hangover that says: When you feel it you`re alive, otherwise go see a doctor and eat his brain! (And prolly still having to throw up from it, being a hungover zombie)

go on.

Cheers!
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Re: Saturday 28th February 2015

Post by Smatter Noguts » Mon Feb 09, 2015 6:36 pm

Is there a place or is this a state of mind?

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Re: Saturday 28th February 2015

Post by mistah willies » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:20 pm

Smatter Noguts wrote:Is there a place or is this a state of mind?

Both of those, and a way of life. We all should stagger up to the Pub here throughout that auspicious day...

Raising containers of enjoyment in honor of the mighty FKR

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Re: Saturday 28th February 2015

Post by Patchez » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:41 pm

I have a whiskey tasting event from 6-8 that night but I will be in before, maybe during and fer sure after.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: Saturday 28th February 2015

Post by oettinger » Sat Feb 28, 2015 11:30 am

so what`s going on in here? Is the rum cake served already?
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Saturday 28th February 2015

Post by mistah willies » Sat Feb 28, 2015 11:34 am

oettinger wrote:so what`s going on in here? Is the rum cake served already?
the oett returneth


Good heavings! That is today. This calls for a skype orgy of drunkardistic proportions. All hail the mighty FKR

DRINK!




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Re: Saturday 28th February 2015

Post by Patchez » Sat Feb 28, 2015 12:35 pm

Now let's get wrecked!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: Saturday 28th February 2015

Post by Rev. Dead Corpse » Sat Feb 28, 2015 12:59 pm

Hanging out with Junior thespians this afternoon. Prairie Fire Children's Theater group

My offspring may be having a sleepover tonight... So... I'll be pouring myself doubles...

Hoppy Birfday.

Hippy Bathday.

Um...

Happy Brithday... Er...

Drink!
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Re: Saturday 28th February 2015

Post by Donald J. Drunk » Sat Feb 28, 2015 1:01 pm

I´m here, dammit!
You may now lavish your congratulations upon me.

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Re: Saturday 28th February 2015

Post by booznik » Sat Feb 28, 2015 2:28 pm

ALL HAIL MODERN DRUNKARD, AND ESPECIALLY FKR, OUR FOUNDERARD.

Slurred be his name.
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Re: Saturday 28th February 2015

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sat Feb 28, 2015 5:23 pm

Happy Founder's Day one and all.



Now Drink!
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Re: Saturday 28th February 2015

Post by Patchez » Sat Feb 28, 2015 6:14 pm

Back again to say Happy Foundation day!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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