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What are you drinking right now?
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- ThirstyDrunk
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
- shawnonious
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Throwing back white russians because I have a little vodka left, along with a lot of Kahlua, Baileys, and milk.
I rolled back from a party tonight...
My bro and I's drinking buddy texted us today saying "Hey, my friends here in my hometown think they're hard, let's break them in", so bro, his girlfriend, and I roll out there and meet up with them. We start playing slapcup, throwing back guiness on the side, and taking bottle pulls.
Not 4 games in, these kids are literally stumble-over drunk. We all go outside for cigarettes, two of them fall on the dirt (one being our drinking buddy), the other two are telling life stories. Meanwhile, me, my bro, and his girlfriend are stone-cold undrunk as we're seasoned drunkards, laughing our asses off. Until the one is clearly past the point of no return. Like, probably couldn't muster his name tier. The whole crew gets him out to the car, and my drinking buddy's mom (he lives with his folks) drives the kid home two blocks away. He was drunk enough that we were worried and adamant about him not sleeping on his back. Keep in mind this fucker is at LEAST 250 lb. Another fall over drunk is also at LEAST 250 lb. So me, my bro, and girlfriend spend an hour bullshitting with the drinking buddy's dad, who my bro and I used to work with, in the kitchen smoking cigarettes and drinking, and are still stone-cold undrunk, while eating drinking buddy's mom's chili she offered us (which was phenomenal). Eventually roll out of there with the havoc of the drop-dead drunkard at home, the other guys coming, down, and drinking buddy hunched over his toilet with his girlfriend (who is smokin' hot, by the way. Damned good catch) pissed off.
All of these fuckers who weren't me, my bro, and his girlfriend were over 200 lb. I'm 155, my bro is probably 140, and who knows how thin his girlfriend is. We rolled out of there undrunk. I'm at home trying to recapture the faint buzz I had from throwing back Guiness during a fast paced game. Not quite there yet.
I rolled back from a party tonight...
My bro and I's drinking buddy texted us today saying "Hey, my friends here in my hometown think they're hard, let's break them in", so bro, his girlfriend, and I roll out there and meet up with them. We start playing slapcup, throwing back guiness on the side, and taking bottle pulls.
Not 4 games in, these kids are literally stumble-over drunk. We all go outside for cigarettes, two of them fall on the dirt (one being our drinking buddy), the other two are telling life stories. Meanwhile, me, my bro, and his girlfriend are stone-cold undrunk as we're seasoned drunkards, laughing our asses off. Until the one is clearly past the point of no return. Like, probably couldn't muster his name tier. The whole crew gets him out to the car, and my drinking buddy's mom (he lives with his folks) drives the kid home two blocks away. He was drunk enough that we were worried and adamant about him not sleeping on his back. Keep in mind this fucker is at LEAST 250 lb. Another fall over drunk is also at LEAST 250 lb. So me, my bro, and girlfriend spend an hour bullshitting with the drinking buddy's dad, who my bro and I used to work with, in the kitchen smoking cigarettes and drinking, and are still stone-cold undrunk, while eating drinking buddy's mom's chili she offered us (which was phenomenal). Eventually roll out of there with the havoc of the drop-dead drunkard at home, the other guys coming, down, and drinking buddy hunched over his toilet with his girlfriend (who is smokin' hot, by the way. Damned good catch) pissed off.
All of these fuckers who weren't me, my bro, and his girlfriend were over 200 lb. I'm 155, my bro is probably 140, and who knows how thin his girlfriend is. We rolled out of there undrunk. I'm at home trying to recapture the faint buzz I had from throwing back Guiness during a fast paced game. Not quite there yet.
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" -Tom Waits
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Imported flavor?
Yeah whatever. Import this.
Yeah whatever. Import this.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Match Of The Day is finished so on the last few Carlsberg Export with Jim Beam white label on the side with a chunk of ice.
- shawnonious
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Throwing down coffee, using the last of my vodka for white russians, then going to find SOMETHING to do with the kahlua and baileys I have. Just splash em in coffee all night? Too snowy to get any liquor. I also have the kilju I made.
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" -Tom Waits
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Just sprung $40 for a 5th. The best tequila you will ever taste for the money.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: What are you drinking right now?
Vodka + coffee + sweet bisquits + Uaral albums
feels, like... great... feels personal, I'd even say.
If you kno' wha' I mean
feels, like... great... feels personal, I'd even say.
If you kno' wha' I mean
- Smatter Noguts
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
If it's Sunday, it's Meet the Bloody.
Talisker this afternoon 'cause it's sunny, and I own a wee glass thin as paper and clear as day;
and when I add a thimble of hard water to the King of Drinks the viscimetric swirls swim about like amber waves which thrills and exites me.
Talisker this afternoon 'cause it's sunny, and I own a wee glass thin as paper and clear as day;
and when I add a thimble of hard water to the King of Drinks the viscimetric swirls swim about like amber waves which thrills and exites me.
- oldsmartskunk
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Cranberry liquor! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,nectar of gods!
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Fair-to-good red wine. Lots of shit is going on around me. Feels strange not to be the one causing it. Never mind. There are bottles to be had.
- Mr. Viking
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
some wine that my soon to be brother in law kindly gave me. It was kindly given to him by his soon to be best man. It is nearly as bad as the red wine I made I made a few years ago
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Some very fine craft pilsner from Denver, CO.
http://brew.oskarblues.com/ob-beers/yea ... ella-pils/
http://brew.oskarblues.com/ob-beers/yea ... ella-pils/
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.