Beer, Bourbon & BBQ Festival in Timonium, MD

Are you planning a booze up? Conscript soldiers for your personal war on whiskey here.

Moderators: NYDingbat, oettinger, Judge, Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator, Artful Drunktective, mistah willies

Post Reply
User avatar
Patchez
Chugging Like Churchill
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5650
Joined: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:41 pm
Location: South Central, PA

Re: Beer, Bourbon & BBQ Festival in Timonium MD March 13th &

Post by Patchez »

My Grand Poobah Weekend long ticket has been bought. I look forward to ten hours over two days of inhaling as much bourbon and beer I can force down my gullet. I may even have some BBQ.

Now the long wait begins.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

Palinka (RIP)
Moderator
Posts: 9793
Joined: Tue Apr 15, 2003 7:29 pm
Location: In The Liquor Cabinet

Re: Beer, Bourbon & BBQ Festival in Timonium MD March 13th &

Post by Palinka (RIP) »

You get to go the best events, Patchez.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
ImageImage

User avatar
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 10788
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: Beer, Bourbon & BBQ Festival in Timonium MD March 13th &

Post by oettinger »

They don`t do cool stuff like this around my corner of earth.
Cheers Patchez, go for it!
That post gets an F
Image

User avatar
booznik
King Cockeyed
King Cockeyed
Posts: 1545
Joined: Sat May 03, 2014 2:29 pm
Location: People's Republic of SoCal

Re: Beer, Bourbon & BBQ Festival in Timonium MD March 13th &

Post by booznik »

Beer, Bourbon & BBQ

These are a few of my favorite things!*

Enjoy the hell out of it, Grand Poobah and Keeper of the One Beard To Rule Them All.

*Famous line from The Sound of Booznik, by Vodkers and Hammeredstein
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo

Image

User avatar
Patchez
Chugging Like Churchill
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5650
Joined: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:41 pm
Location: South Central, PA

Re: Beer, Bourbon & BBQ Festival in Timonium MD March 13th &

Post by Patchez »

This happens every year. I have a house within an hour of the venue/ hotel to stay at for the event. Slushfund has been to the one in Tampa, a one day affair, he can vouch for the bitchingness of the event. the one in Timonium is in March EVERY year as it was the first one ever done. Anyone wants to make vacation plans in the future contact me. Any year.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

User avatar
Patchez
Chugging Like Churchill
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5650
Joined: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:41 pm
Location: South Central, PA

Re: Beer, Bourbon & BBQ Festival in Timonium MD March 13th &

Post by Patchez »

ARRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

They still haven't updated the booze list from last year. This is killing me. I HAVE to know what is coming. I have fucking research to do.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

User avatar
Patchez
Chugging Like Churchill
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5650
Joined: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:41 pm
Location: South Central, PA

Re: Beer, Bourbon & BBQ Festival in Timonium MD March 13th &

Post by Patchez »

Finally they updated the list.

Bourbon

Filibuster Bourbon
Filibuster Rye
Defiant
Jim Beam White
Jim Beam Black
Jim Beam Maple
Jim Beam Devil's Cut
Jacob's Ghost
Red Stag Cider
Kentucky Fire
Jim Beam Honey
Jim Beam Single Barrel
Jim Beam Red Stag
Basil Hayden's
Booker's
Baker's
Knob Creek
Knob Creek Rye
Knob Creek Maple
Knob Creek Single Barrel
Maker's Mark
Maker's Mark 46
Evan Williams Black Label
Evan Williams 1783
Evan Williams Single Barrel
Evan Williams Honey Reserve
Elijah Craig 12yr
Bernheim
Larceny
William Wolf Whiskey
Spicebox Spiced Whisky
Tap 8 Sherry Finished Rye Whisky
Tap 357 Maple Rye Whisky
Van Gogh Double Espresso Vodka
Four Roses Yellow Label
Four Roses Single Barrel
Four Roses Small Batch
Sugarlands Distilling Apple Pie
Sugarlands Distilling Peach / Lemonade
Sugarlands Distilling Jim Tom Rye
Sugarlands Distilling Butterscotch
Buffalo Trace Small Batch
1792 Ridgemont Reserve
Eagle Rare Single Barrel
Blanton's Single Barrel
Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka
Firefly Skinny Sweet Tea
Firefly Apple Pie Moonshine
Firefly White Lightening
Firefly Peach Moonshine
Firefly Blackberry Moonshine
Fireball Cinnamon Whisky
Tin Cup Colorado Whiskey
Stranahans Colorado Whiskey
Woodford Reserve
Old Forester 1870
Gentleman Jack
TJD Single Barrel
Jack Daniel's Fire Eater
Jack Daniel's Honey



Breweries
Iron Maiden TROOPER
Sunner Kolsch
Pub Dog
Heavy Seas CrossBones
Heavy Seas Loose Cannon
Sam Adams Lager
Sam Adams Summer
Sam Adams Rebel IPA
Angry Orchard Crisp
Angry Orchard Summer Honey
Traveler Beer Curious Traveler
Traveler Beer Illusive Traveler
Twisted Tea Strawberry Lime Tea
Twisted Tea Watermelon Lemonade
Flying Dog Blood Line
Flying Dog Lucky SOB
New Belgium Slow Ride
New Belgium Portage
DuClaw Neon Gypsy IPA
DuClaw Sweet Baby Jesus
Harpoon Celtic Irish Red Ale
Harpoon UFO Big Squeeze Grapefruit Shandy
Shiner Ruby Redbird
Shiner Birthday Beer
Raven Annabel Lee White
Raven Tell Tale Heart IPA
Monument City Rye 51
Monument City Brown Ale
Terrapin Liquid Bliss
Terrapin Hopsecutioner
Jailbreak Infinite Amber
Jailbreak
Brewers Art Birdhouse
Brewers Art Beazly
Wyndridge Original Cider
Wyndridge Chocolate Vanilla Porter
Hofbrau Oktoberfest
Hofbrau Hefeweizen
Blue Moon White IPA
Blue Moon First Peach
Leinenkugel Summer Shandy
Leinenkugel Cherry Dopplebock
Yards Love Stout
Yards Rye IPA
Sly Fox Seamus
Sly Fox Helles
Boulevard Tank 7
Boulevard The Calling IPA
Tall Tales Belgian
Tall Tales Bonnie & Clyde Double IPA
Smith & Forge
Ballantine IPA
Redd's Wicked Mango
Redd's Green Apple
And Many More!


Googling the ones I've never heard of.

So far I am really intrigued by Heaven Hill's Bernheim. A Kentucky Wheat Whiskey.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

User avatar
mistah willies
Drinking Like W.C.
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6697
Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 pm
Location: A ship upon the vast ocean of the Mighty MDM
Contact:

Re: Beer, Bourbon & BBQ Festival in Timonium MD March 13th &

Post by mistah willies »

Awaiting your report with pics like you always do, good sir. Also, now I'm thirsty for some woodford reserve today

User avatar
Patchez
Chugging Like Churchill
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5650
Joined: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:41 pm
Location: South Central, PA

Re: Beer, Bourbon & BBQ Festival in Timonium MD March 13th &

Post by Patchez »

Ok Bernheim and Larceny are both Heaven Hill offerings
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

User avatar
Patchez
Chugging Like Churchill
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5650
Joined: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:41 pm
Location: South Central, PA

Re: Beer, Bourbon & BBQ Festival in Timonium MD March 13th &

Post by Patchez »

My liver took a fookin' beating this weekend. Still sorting through Stumble Cam, forgot to take it Friday night so only Saturday's frivolity got recorded. Though as the day progressed I was more likely to forget I had it and just hooched it up.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

User avatar
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 10788
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: Beer, Bourbon & BBQ Festival in Timonium MD March 13th &

Post by oettinger »

Patchez wrote:My liver took a fookin' beating this weekend. Still sorting through Stumble Cam, forgot to take it Friday night so only Saturday's frivolity got recorded. Though as the day progressed I was more likely to forget I had it and just hooched it up.
And found it again veeeery late into the night totally wasted and those pics are too awkward for posting, I know this stuff.
That post gets an F
Image

User avatar
Patchez
Chugging Like Churchill
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5650
Joined: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:41 pm
Location: South Central, PA

Re: Beer, Bourbon & BBQ Festival in Timonium MD March 13th &

Post by Patchez »

Come along for part of the ride. I got too hammered to continue filming about 3 hours into Saturday. Here is the result of those three hours though.

Enjoy your glimpse of the Beer, Bourbon and BBQ Festival.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

User avatar
ThirstyDrunk
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 12449
Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:35 pm
Location: Xenia

Re: Beer, Bourbon & BBQ Festival in Timonium MD March 13th &

Post by ThirstyDrunk »

Nice. Drunkard footage at its finest. You need a GoPro drunkard version or something.
The Bernheim winter wheat is a favorite of mine.
Oh and don't be dissin' Ohio, punk.
Take a whiff of my pantleg, baby.

User avatar
Patchez
Chugging Like Churchill
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5650
Joined: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:41 pm
Location: South Central, PA

Re: Beer, Bourbon & BBQ Festival in Timonium MD March 13th &

Post by Patchez »

For the record that was my brother. It should be noted that he did mention the Wright Bros. were from there tough.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

User avatar
Patchez
Chugging Like Churchill
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5650
Joined: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:41 pm
Location: South Central, PA

Re: Beer, Bourbon & BBQ Festival in Timonium MD March 13th &

Post by Patchez »

And that was a go pro camera... on one of those selfie sticks. Which is why I had to put it away as I started my downward spiral and the place got more crowded.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

Post Reply