Two sentence horror stories: story number one
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Two sentence horror stories: story number one
Frank Kelly Rich woke up one day, and didn't feel like drinking. The world ended.
like tears in rain
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Re: Two sentence horror stories: story number one
Story number two:
Bourbon gone. Liquor store closed.
Bourbon gone. Liquor store closed.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: Two sentence horror stories: story number one
Anakin/Vader variations on, "NOOOOOO....'peetie44 wrote:Story number two:
Bourbon gone. Liquor store closed.
like tears in rain
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Reality kicking in. Ruining much of 2015 and half of ´16.
Drink!
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42 hours of drinking without sleeping. Family Dinner.
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Everyone got drunk in the woods. A bear came and raped all of them.
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Good one, Add father in law and we have some nice desert to go with itBur wrote:42 hours of drinking without sleeping. Family Dinner.
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Aaaaaaand there you go: Bur has dinner with the family
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Re: Two sentence horror stories: story number one
A nano-virus renders all yeast extinct.
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I have no problem with that one. Better yet, the only cure is to drink heavily for six months straight. The teetotalers will suffer a brutal death in the meantime. I call this Drunkard-Darwinism.Smatter Noguts wrote:A nano-virus renders all yeast extinct.
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Re: Two sentence horror stories: story number one
meatier shower of the century struck the vegans. struck dumb at birth by a clap of thunder
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: Two sentence horror stories: story number one
How meaty was that shower, matey?ThirstyDrunk wrote:meatier shower of the century struck the vegans. struck dumb at birth by a clap of thunder
Worth a thunderous dose of the clap?
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: Two sentence horror stories: story number one
I like desert, but it always leaves my mouth so dry.oettinger wrote:Good one, Add father in law and we have some nice desert to go with itBur wrote:42 hours of drinking without sleeping. Family Dinner.
like tears in rain
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Re: Two sentence horror stories: story number one
Mother-in-Law visiting for the weekend. Second sentence required but completely unnecessary.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker