Two sentence horror stories: story number one

[Lush City]

86'd from the last bar in town. All the liquor stores are closed.

[oettinger]

86'd from the last bar in town. All the liquor stores are closed.

Oh shit.
Meet my best friend "crowbar" while sipping from best friend B "hip-flask"

[Patchez]

My wife is flying to Florida to visit her parents. I will be unsupervised for the entire weekend.

[Palinka (RIP)]

My wife is flying to Florida to visit her parents. I will be unsupervised for the entire weekend.

Surely that is not so much a horror story, as a good reason for flying the flags...?

[oettinger]

^^^ yes true, but ask his neighbours on the other hand...

[Patchez]

It was more a horror story for my wife. The neighbors too.

[oettinger]

I know, this Is no Jim Beam and you`ve never seen these neighbours

[Casual Binger]

Can't. Breathe.

[oettinger]

In russian death camps under Stalin`s watch they tortured captives with huge amounts of vodka. Alcohol free vodka that is.

[Lush City]

In russian death camps under Stalin`s watch they tortured captives with huge amounts of vodka. Alcohol free vodka that is.

They put flouride in the water to make them all docile. Hitler did it, too. Many U.S. cities do it too.

[Bur]

In russian death camps under Stalin`s watch they tortured captives with huge amounts of vodka. Alcohol free vodka that is.

They put flouride in the water to make them all docile. Hitler did it, too. Many U.S. cities do it too.

Illuminate confirmed. Balls on.

[Savage]

I went to get another drink. The Makers bottle was empty. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

[Lush City]

The label on the whiskey bottle wrapped around completely without a gap and extended to the bottom of the bottle. I didn't know how much whiskey I had left until the bottle was empty. Yikes!

[beerkegbilly]

I was drinking and and I ran out of booze and then the liquor store was closed

[Patchez]

Holy Hell! He reappears out of the booze induced haze! Welcome back BKB!!

Cheers!