how to raise the low the attendance here.
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- Inebriate Savant
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how to raise the low the attendance here.
I mean i'm no moderator or administrator but being a part of this forum i want to see it thrive. so idk lets brain storm maybe throw in i some random stuff but i feel i need to say lets attract more new users so we can spread the message that getting plowed isn't something to be ashamed of, and it's pretty fun.
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Re: how to raise the low the attendence here
Maybe we need some more naked Bur pictures? This time struggling to open bottle of maker's mark with a beautiful view of a lake behind?
Eh, I got nuthin' unfortunately.
Eh, I got nuthin' unfortunately.
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Re: how to raise the low the attendence here
lol yes. try that it might not make a difference in attendance, but i would either find it hilarious or horrifying.Bur wrote:Maybe we need some more naked Bur pictures? This time struggling to open bottle of maker's mark with a beautiful view of a lake behind?
Eh, I got nuthin' unfortunately.
i doubt anyone is going to think of anything. maybe this thread needs a subject change.
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Re: how to raise the low the attendence here
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: how to raise the low the attendence here
I'd like to help, but I'm in a different time zone, so I only post when you're asleep - generally. Not that I post much anyway, but your point is well taken. Let's just post for the sake of posting. I don't post when I'm drunk often because, as a casual binger, i only get a couple of evenings of drinking in most weeks so this time is precious n playing on the iPad is the last thing that springs to mind. I normally post hungover, like now. Of which, has everyone noticed how just a single beer cures a hangover? I know there's still alcohol in the system so it's a top up, but there must be some sort of psychosomatic placebo effect going on for 330 mls of 5% brew to take you from a goblin knocking on your skull to a state of equilibrium.
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Re: how to raise the low the attendence here
sometimes i sleep during the day and wake up at night and vice versa, i have a weird sleep schedule. no matter time i look there is one are like no registered people or i just keep this forum tab open while doing other stuff, and i miss people every time.Casual Binger wrote:I'd like to help, but I'm in a different time zone, so I only post when you're asleep - generally. Not that I post much anyway, but your point is well taken. Let's just post for the sake of posting. I don't post when I'm drunk often because, as a casual binger, i only get a couple of evenings of drinking in most weeks so this time is precious n playing on the iPad is the last thing that springs to mind. I normally post hungover, like now. Of which, has everyone noticed how just a single beer cures a hangover? I know there's still alcohol in the system so it's a top up, but there must be some sort of psychosomatic placebo effect going on for 330 mls of 5% brew to take you from a goblin knocking on your skull to a state of equilibrium.
I'm just now feel like i'm getting over hangover i was suffering from all sitting it out. i'm finally gonna hit the liquor store in a couple hour. i'm think more lime juice some, bourbon, amaretto, maybe some vodka, oooh and orange juice. i think a nice screwdriver will get me back to 100%. idk i might be forgetting something
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
"how to raise the low the attendance here."
Free drinks and cheap pussy.
Free drinks and cheap pussy.
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
And a cheese sandwich.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
I know one person that we could welcome back....my good friend!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
Damn where the heck are you?
To chime in on what casaul binger wrote, money is a problem in the oettinger household. I only drink on the weekends and only post during the weekends. When I`m not drunk I`m not that easy to deal with cause, ya know, no drink, so I`m reasonable and pissed. No one wants to deal that asshole!
Visisting the board undrunk makes me very thirsty to top it off and probably misbehave in the worst fashion that puts the oettinger household in even more money troubles. Just kicking back a few cold one`s is no option though, full tilt or none.
If you want some posting for postings sake just join us freaky weirdos in The chasist. That thing got it`s own rules, it`s membership free for all, but figure out the rules by browsing through first. You`ll get it quickly (hint hint: it started with 80s music only, other than that it`s fight club)
To chime in on what casaul binger wrote, money is a problem in the oettinger household. I only drink on the weekends and only post during the weekends. When I`m not drunk I`m not that easy to deal with cause, ya know, no drink, so I`m reasonable and pissed. No one wants to deal that asshole!
Visisting the board undrunk makes me very thirsty to top it off and probably misbehave in the worst fashion that puts the oettinger household in even more money troubles. Just kicking back a few cold one`s is no option though, full tilt or none.
If you want some posting for postings sake just join us freaky weirdos in The chasist. That thing got it`s own rules, it`s membership free for all, but figure out the rules by browsing through first. You`ll get it quickly (hint hint: it started with 80s music only, other than that it`s fight club)
Drink!
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
Peetie for president!peetie44 wrote:"how to raise the low the attendance here."
Free drinks and cheap pussy.
Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
You could invite the people you drink with locally to check out the forum. You know, your drinking buddies.
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
I got only one, my girlfriend, and pray to vodka she never figueres out a computer.Patchez wrote:You could invite the people you drink with locally to check out the forum. You know, your drinking buddies.
Trust me
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
you must mean cheap boobs and big liquoroettinger wrote:Cheap boobs and liquor
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