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how to raise the low the attendance here.

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I mean i'm no moderator or administrator but being a part of this forum i want to see it thrive. so idk lets brain storm maybe throw in i some random stuff but i feel i need to say lets attract more new users so we can spread the message that getting plowed isn't something to be ashamed of, and it's pretty fun.
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Maybe we need some more naked Bur pictures? This time struggling to open bottle of maker's mark with a beautiful view of a lake behind?

Eh, I got nuthin' unfortunately.

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Bur wrote:Maybe we need some more naked Bur pictures? This time struggling to open bottle of maker's mark with a beautiful view of a lake behind?

Eh, I got nuthin' unfortunately.
lol yes. try that it might not make a difference in attendance, but i would either find it hilarious or horrifying.

i doubt anyone is going to think of anything. maybe this thread needs a subject change.
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I'd like to help, but I'm in a different time zone, so I only post when you're asleep - generally. Not that I post much anyway, but your point is well taken. Let's just post for the sake of posting. I don't post when I'm drunk often because, as a casual binger, i only get a couple of evenings of drinking in most weeks so this time is precious n playing on the iPad is the last thing that springs to mind. I normally post hungover, like now. Of which, has everyone noticed how just a single beer cures a hangover? I know there's still alcohol in the system so it's a top up, but there must be some sort of psychosomatic placebo effect going on for 330 mls of 5% brew to take you from a goblin knocking on your skull to a state of equilibrium.

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Casual Binger wrote:I'd like to help, but I'm in a different time zone, so I only post when you're asleep - generally. Not that I post much anyway, but your point is well taken. Let's just post for the sake of posting. I don't post when I'm drunk often because, as a casual binger, i only get a couple of evenings of drinking in most weeks so this time is precious n playing on the iPad is the last thing that springs to mind. I normally post hungover, like now. Of which, has everyone noticed how just a single beer cures a hangover? I know there's still alcohol in the system so it's a top up, but there must be some sort of psychosomatic placebo effect going on for 330 mls of 5% brew to take you from a goblin knocking on your skull to a state of equilibrium.
sometimes i sleep during the day and wake up at night and vice versa, i have a weird sleep schedule. no matter time i look there is one are like no registered people or i just keep this forum tab open while doing other stuff, and i miss people every time.

I'm just now feel like i'm getting over hangover i was suffering from all sitting it out. i'm finally gonna hit the liquor store in a couple hour. i'm think more lime juice some, bourbon, amaretto, maybe some vodka, oooh and orange juice. i think a nice screwdriver will get me back to 100%. idk i might be forgetting something
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"how to raise the low the attendance here."

Free drinks and cheap pussy.
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And a cheese sandwich.
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I know one person that we could welcome back....my good friend!
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Damn where the heck are you?

To chime in on what casaul binger wrote, money is a problem in the oettinger household. I only drink on the weekends and only post during the weekends. When I`m not drunk I`m not that easy to deal with cause, ya know, no drink, so I`m reasonable and pissed. No one wants to deal that asshole!
Visisting the board undrunk makes me very thirsty to top it off and probably misbehave in the worst fashion that puts the oettinger household in even more money troubles. Just kicking back a few cold one`s is no option though, full tilt or none.
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peetie44 wrote:"how to raise the low the attendance here."

Free drinks and cheap pussy.
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You could invite the people you drink with locally to check out the forum. You know, your drinking buddies.
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Patchez wrote:You could invite the people you drink with locally to check out the forum. You know, your drinking buddies.
I got only one, my girlfriend, and pray to vodka she never figueres out a computer.
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Cheap boobs and liquor
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oettinger wrote:Cheap boobs and liquor
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you must mean cheap boobs and big liquor
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