you know yer gettin' old

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 2:19 am

when you start thinking that you're drinking too much, and you check yourself for bingo wings (oh thank god, I ain't got them yet)
and when you look at your handsome husband and realize that you think a heavily wrinkled old gent is hot.
and yeah, he is. both of those things.

But hey, I think Tommy Lee Jones is cute. Go figger.

waahoohah · Post by **waahoohah** » Fri May 15, 2015 9:52 pm

What's a bingo wing?

JimLahey · Post by **JimLahey** » Fri May 15, 2015 10:37 pm

waahoohah wrote:What's a bingo wing?

Flabby skin under the arms bro.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Sat May 16, 2015 4:19 am

And the police start looking younger everyday...

μεθύστακας · Sat May 16, 2015 7:44 am

Bingo Wings = Lunch Lady Arms (not quite there yet, but workin' on it)

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Mon May 18, 2015 3:08 am

waahoohah wrote:What's a bingo wing?

It's that rolling lump of flab that waves when you yell, "BINGO!' at Our Lady of the Valley on Thursday afternoons.

Odd aside, the only time I played bingo in public, was for the Daisy Scouts, in Okinawa. I won! A whole bunch of Lisa Frank school supplies. My little Daisy was thrilled.

Rev. Dead Corpse · Post by **Rev. Dead Corpse** » Mon May 18, 2015 1:01 pm

you know yer gettin' old

I know no such thing.

I will live forever or die trying...

Post by **Oggar** » Fri May 22, 2015 2:51 am

Your favorite bars have become unrecognizable.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Fri May 22, 2015 2:40 pm

Oggar wrote:Your favorite bars have become unrecognizable.

That's just the quintuple vision kicking in, my man.

Post by **Mr Boozificator** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:14 pm

Funny, I was adding brown rum to shandy today and that's exactly what I started thinking. So now I'm just drinking the rum.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Fri May 22, 2015 9:25 pm

waahoohah wrote:What's a bingo wing?

HAWT, thats what.

JimLahey · Post by **JimLahey** » Fri May 22, 2015 10:22 pm

I tell you what's not hot. Bat wings on a hot day. You know what I mean.

Post by **oettinger** » Sat May 23, 2015 9:46 am

JimLahey wrote:I tell you what's not hot. Bat wings on a hot day. You know what I mean.

Put the mayonaise into the sun, we`re running out of "special sauce"

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Wed May 27, 2015 3:36 am

When your Aspergers widowed eighty-five year old dad has a life about as interesting as yours.
When making potato salad or a chocolate cake is an event.
When cleaning out your file drawers satisfies you in a deep down way.

Post by **oettinger** » Fri May 29, 2015 11:21 am

Savage wrote:When your Aspergers widowed eighty-five year old dad has a life about as interesting as yours.
When making potato salad or a chocolate cake is an event.
When cleaning out your file drawers satisfies you in a deep down way.

When you walk the staircases instead of taking the elevator, counting every step and start from scratch when you miss-count just because you got the time for it.
When there are more pickles in your patato salad than actual potatos because an old person should atleast taste something.

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