how to raise the low the attendance here.
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
this is something I love about drinking in person with people, taking the ones that only do it every once in a whiles booze while they're passed out on my couch.
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My suggestion right off the top without reading any of the following comments is to start contributing content. Post stuff that is interesting and timely with searchable names and those threads will show up in and online search. That will bring people here if you post about popular topics. It's all about internet marketing with content you are providing. You are the solution.givemesomepils wrote:I mean i'm no moderator or administrator but being a part of this forum i want to see it thrive. so idk lets brain storm maybe throw in i some random stuff but i feel i need to say lets attract more new users so we can spread the message that getting plowed isn't something to be ashamed of, and it's pretty fun.
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You know, the thing about being a kid is, one day you are, and no one respects you, and then gawdamn, you are a notkid, and you're telling those damn kids to shut the fuck up and take out the trash, and fer gawdsakes, turn down that shit you call music, because nobody wants to hear that crap!
Oh, and get your ass off what used to be my lawn before this whole drought thing came along!
And then, you wake up a few days later, and you are Grumpy. And, God hep'ya, you have to live with Savage. That'll learn ya.
Oh, and get your ass off what used to be my lawn before this whole drought thing came along!
And then, you wake up a few days later, and you are Grumpy. And, God hep'ya, you have to live with Savage. That'll learn ya.
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yeahno respect like god damn Rodney Dangerfield.Savage wrote:You know, the thing about being a kid is, one day you are, and no one respects you, and then gawdamn, you are a notkid, and you're telling those damn kids to shut the fuck up and take out the trash, and fer gawdsakes, turn down that shit you call music, because nobody wants to hear that crap!
Oh, and get your ass off what used to be my lawn before this whole drought thing came along!
And then, you wake up a few days later, and you are Grumpy. And, God hep'ya, you have to live with Savage. That'll learn ya.
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You mean clickbait? We could, like, totes get a mensh in Buzzfeed. That would be epic!!!!!!Lush City wrote: My suggestion right off the top without reading any of the following comments is to start contributing content. Post stuff that is interesting and timely with searchable names and those threads will show up in and online search. That will bring people here if you post about popular topics. It's all about internet marketing with content you are providing. You are the solution.
Or... We could invent an online drinking game. Something trivia based, perhaps. See if we can name all 50 US state capitols, no looking it up on the Internet. Everyone goes one at a time n if you get one wrong n someone calls you on it you have to drink. OK I'll start off. The capitol of California is Sacramento. You go next.
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
This guy:
drink your fucking drink, Drunkards answer to no one
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
Looks like you doug someone out the history of this fine place.
Hey, cheers to Maine! The most heavily forested state in the entire union.
Moose is our delicacy. Yup.
Hey, cheers to Maine! The most heavily forested state in the entire union.
Moose is our delicacy. Yup.
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Or this guy:
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
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mistah willies wrote:Looks like you doug someone out the history of this fine place.
Hey, cheers to Maine! The most heavily forested state in the entire union.
Moose is our delicacy. Yup.
That's right.....nothing like 40 degrees for a high in June.
drink your fucking drink, Drunkards answer to no one
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What this place needs is someone "rockin' the chops".
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
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A little respect between Modern Drunkardists, old and new (but not fake or RiPT) might help, too...
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Re: how to raise the low the attendance here.
Good old fashioned cross posting in the diy booze forums will bring membership and views.
I started out in the diy forums, home distiller, Artisan Distiller, and so forth. These days I brew to drink and love heavily sampling my wares. Mrs adhd is on side too. We make copious amounts of the fine elixir in this house and consume it all in good turn. It's a good life, and we need to promote it.
I started out in the diy forums, home distiller, Artisan Distiller, and so forth. These days I brew to drink and love heavily sampling my wares. Mrs adhd is on side too. We make copious amounts of the fine elixir in this house and consume it all in good turn. It's a good life, and we need to promote it.
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never even bothered to think about that. The people that make liquor on there own charge $20 a mason jar, anyway people pay them because they do so well at their job, I have never tried store bought liquor that was made with such care.ADHD wrote:Good old fashioned cross posting in the diy booze forums will bring membership and views.
I started out in the diy forums, home distiller, Artisan Distiller, and so forth. These days I brew to drink and love heavily sampling my wares. Mrs adhd is on side too. We make copious amounts of the fine elixir in this house and consume it all in good turn. It's a good life, and we need to promote it.
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Well, that will never work.Palinka wrote:A little respect between Modern Drunkardists, old and new (but not fake or RiPT) might help, too...
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How about a joint venture with Esquire magazine TV. They run this series called 'Best Bars in America'. They did a SoCal tour recently. They hire cabs and are real trendy metrosexuals but what the Hell. When you are desperate for web traffic you will lower your standards. They can run the Modern Drunkard video series on their show and we would carry their magazine ads.Casual Binger wrote:You mean clickbait? We could, like, totes get a mensh in Buzzfeed. That would be epic!!!!!!Lush City wrote: My suggestion right off the top without reading any of the following comments is to start contributing content. Post stuff that is interesting and timely with searchable names and those threads will show up in and online search. That will bring people here if you post about popular topics. It's all about internet marketing with content you are providing. You are the solution.
Or... We could invent an online drinking game. Something trivia based, perhaps. See if we can name all 50 US state capitols, no looking it up on the Internet. Everyone goes one at a time n if you get one wrong n someone calls you on it you have to drink. OK I'll start off. The capitol of California is Sacramento. You go next.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.