The ones that aren't immediately banned as bots, such as, "d69", usually have their first post moved here or they receive a polite P.M. asking them to introduce themselves on this thread. Sadly, many new members either don't post at all or just make one or two posts and then vanish.givemesomepills wrote:...i hardly see any of the new people actually using this thread, say if you want to get on here i think this is the best way to introduce yourself, but they don't want to use it. oh well.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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i've actually pm'ed a couple people i've seen, and sent them a link to this thread, i think they are already gone for good though.
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Hello. I thought I'd introduce myself, since that seems to be the general consensus on the subject. I am MShaedanath, a second Generation Modern Drunkard. Taught to tend bar at the young age of... well, whatever the age was, I seem to have forgotten, I am the child of one of the former users on this forum, back during the year... 2004-2005? I think? Well, regardless, I am the child of Beatnik Mao, and since he seems to have departed for this medium, offer my various rantings in his stead.
Thanks.
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Thanks.
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And you are fondly remembered. In fact, if you go and check some of the old photo threads, there are pictures of your tending bar. Tending it so well, I might add, that some of those present were unwavering in their belief that you were, in reality, a midget.MShaedanath wrote:...I am MShaedanath, a second Generation Modern Drunkard. Taught to tend bar at the young age of...I am the child of one of the former users on this forum, back during the year... 2004-2005?...I am the child of Beatnik Mao...
Welcome aboard, indeed. Your seat at the bar is earned and awaiting. First drink is on us, for your membership has made this a fine day!
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Ah! A legacy. This may be a first. It calls for a toast.
Skal ta oss fassen!
Skal ta oss fassen!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
OK. Hello guys.
(Re) new-ish here. Used to be on the board years ago and did a lot of lurking and a little posting. A few guys here may even remember me. I was sitting at a bar the other night and noticed a classic drunkard poster behind me on the wall. That led me to check if the forums were still active and now I'm here. Hope to be a bit more active now and contribute more random drunken bullshit rambling to the boards.
Peace.
(Re) new-ish here. Used to be on the board years ago and did a lot of lurking and a little posting. A few guys here may even remember me. I was sitting at a bar the other night and noticed a classic drunkard poster behind me on the wall. That led me to check if the forums were still active and now I'm here. Hope to be a bit more active now and contribute more random drunken bullshit rambling to the boards.
Peace.
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Good to have you back onboard, MEAT! We will all look forward to your future contributions.MEAT! wrote:...(Re) new-ish here. Used to be on the board...and did...a little posting...Hope to be a bit more active now and contribute more...
Drink long and prosper!
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Welcome, new guys. It will be a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Post often. Post drunk. Post drunk often.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Welcome back aboard. Enjoy plenty of strong drink, early and often.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
How did I miss this?
Big fan of MDM's overall mission, subject matter, and aesthetic sensibilities. Glad to join the associated forum.
I'll peruse the boards, and maybe post something a few beers from now... (I'm sure everyone is overwhelmingly excited to hear that).
Slainte, comrades.
~Jordo!
Big fan of MDM's overall mission, subject matter, and aesthetic sensibilities. Glad to join the associated forum.
I'll peruse the boards, and maybe post something a few beers from now... (I'm sure everyone is overwhelmingly excited to hear that).
Slainte, comrades.
~Jordo!
Enjoy it. Destroy it.
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cool man, just make sure you come back when you wake up in the morning. or at least the next time you're drinking.Jordo! wrote:How did I miss this?
Big fan of MDM's overall mission, subject matter, and aesthetic sensibilities. Glad to join the associated forum.
I'll peruse the boards, and maybe post something a few beers from now... (I'm sure everyone is overwhelmingly excited to hear that).
Slainte, comrades.
~Jordo!
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." hunter s. thompson god rest his soul
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I never sleep and I'm drinking now, so... win! :Dgivemesomepils wrote:cool man, just make sure you come back when you wake up in the morning. or at least the next time you're drinking.Jordo! wrote:How did I miss this?
Big fan of MDM's overall mission, subject matter, and aesthetic sensibilities. Glad to join the associated forum.
I'll peruse the boards, and maybe post something a few beers from now... (I'm sure everyone is overwhelmingly excited to hear that).
Slainte, comrades.
~Jordo!
Enjoy it. Destroy it.
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Welcome to the board Jordo!
Remember: Post often, post drunk, post drunk often.
New one buys around here. Skip the beers for me though, say, do you have any vodka left?
Remember: Post often, post drunk, post drunk often.
New one buys around here. Skip the beers for me though, say, do you have any vodka left?
Drink!
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Good evening, fellow drunks. My name is Ryan and although I hail from New Brunswick, Canada, I live now in Ottawa. I look forward to speaking with and meeting you all.
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Welcome aboard young man.
Let the festivities begin
Let the festivities begin
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
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I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze