how to raise the low the attendance here.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Tue Jun 09, 2015 12:58 am

Lush City wrote:
givemesomepils wrote:I mean i'm no moderator or administrator but being a part of this forum i want to see it thrive. so idk lets brain storm maybe throw in i some random stuff but i feel i need to say lets attract more new users so we can spread the message that getting plowed isn't something to be ashamed of, and it's pretty fun.
My suggestion right off the top without reading any of the following comments is to start contributing content. Post stuff that is interesting and timely with searchable names and those threads will show up in and online search. That will bring people here if you post about popular topics. It's all about internet marketing with content you are providing. You are the solution.

I can't be interesting anymore. I left interesting in those boot-cut mom jeans I ditched a few years ago. What we need, are pop-up drunkard meets.

Fast Cast · Post by **Fast Cast** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 2:57 pm

Palinka wrote:A little respect between Modern Drunkardists, old and new (but not fake or RiPT) might help, too...

Do you think there's an issue there? By "rockin' the chops", I was referring to sideburns:

Massive sideburns!

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 5:25 pm

Fast Cast wrote:Do you think there's an issue there? By "rockin' the chops", I was referring to sideburns...

My dear fellow Modern Drunkardist, my sincere apologies for the misunderstanding. My post was not referring to anything, nor anyone, in particular. It was just a plea to remember that it's us against them: the Vlosteaders, the Carrie Nations and their ilk and our need to face those buzz-killing bastards with a smile, a flask and proof that we cannot only do their jobs better but that we can do them whilst we are happier.

I musr say that I do like your T-Shirt design and I suggest that you contact FKR (Slurred Be His Name) with a view to getting them made-up (with the MDM Logo on the back, perhaps?) for commercial sale.

Post by **mistah willies** » Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:51 pm

Lead by example.

Simple as that.

DRINK!

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Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:33 am

Sgt. HSA wrote:This guy:

Ya know, that picture still induces nightmares for me. Damn you, Sarge!

oldsmartskunk · Post by **oldsmartskunk** » Thu Jun 11, 2015 5:27 am

Just got an idea! What about we do something like "a video about our night out". We all live in different places, how about once we hit some bars, we could shoot a short video with a review of our favorite drinks/places/events. Patchez covered his own escapades nicely. That could increase forum activity.

Patchez · Post by **Patchez** » Thu Jun 11, 2015 5:31 am

I see that particular video as one that may drive potential members away.

That dude is just plain creepy.

oldsmartskunk · Post by **oldsmartskunk** » Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:01 am

I disagree. That bearded man-legend is a chick magnet!

givemesomepils · Post by **givemesomepils** » Thu Jun 11, 2015 10:07 am

hah, this little thing took on a life on it's own that I know longer know what half of you are talking about, mainly because I'm newb.

Fast Cast · Post by **Fast Cast** » Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:53 pm

Palinka wrote:
Fast Cast wrote:Do you think there's an issue there? By "rockin' the chops", I was referring to sideburns...
My dear fellow Modern Drunkardist, my sincere apologies for the misunderstanding. My post was not referring to anything, nor anyone, in particular. It was just a plea to remember that it's us against them: the Vlosteaders, the Carrie Nations and their ilk and our need to face those buzz-killing bastards with a smile, a flask and proof that we cannot only do their jobs better but that we can do them whilst we are happier.

I musr say that I do like your T-Shirt design and I suggest that you contact FKR (Slurred Be His Name) with a view to getting them made-up (with the MDM Logo on the back, perhaps?) for commercial sale.

Dr. P, absolutely no apologies necessary. I know sometimes the vernacular across the pond is a little different and wanted to make sure it didn't appear as if I were advocating "breaking chops" on anyone who might not fully grasp the humor in it.

As for the shirt, it's a little fuzzy but as I remember it Massive Dave took the selfie (long before they were called selfies), and Tony Mayhem wound up with the shirt (either he or Dave had it done on WordPress).

Anyway, cheers all!

Sgt. HSA · Post by **Sgt. HSA** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:39 pm

Savage wrote:
Sgt. HSA wrote:This guy:

Ya know, that picture still induces nightmares for me. Damn you, Sarge!

Then you'll really love this guy, Savage:

Post by **oettinger** » Sat Jun 13, 2015 12:29 am

Sgt. NSA, it`s not called "how to rape the low attendance here".

Anyway, I`d suggest a free beer at every lock-in. I am also very bad at computing things, so this might never come to frution sadly.

btw,

Patchez · Post by **Patchez** » Sat Jun 13, 2015 11:34 pm

Lower the drinking age!

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 12:48 am

I have not been in attendance lately, because I have been busy bonding with my medical classroom quality Skelly. We hang out together in the library, drinking, and on Skelly's part, leaking, good Maker's Mark. Skelly is a good listener, but for some reason, rarely shares his/her thoughts with me.

shawnonious · Post by **shawnonious** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 2:04 am

Release that Modern Drunkard Movie ;)

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