Well well well, coming out finally?oettinger wrote:Sucked it out and almost choked on it.
Drunkard Injuries
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- oldsmartskunk
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Re: Drunkard Injuries
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I knew this comment would happen.oldsmartskunk wrote:Well well well, coming out finally?oettinger wrote:Sucked it out and almost choked on it.
And no, it`s not coming out to this day! I tried my very professional sucking technics to no avail. This sucks. Sucks! Sucks! Sucks! My prolonged sex-chance sucks as much as does my prolonged refill!
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Re: drinking injuries...
Ask and ye shall receive.givemesomepils wrote:lol i have to read thismistah willies wrote:Nicely done, that you found this.
Now, perhaps search for the Judge's thread about the same issue?
(hint: there may be bloody footprints on a ten-foot ceiling above your bed. Eeeee)
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I fell outa bed a few mos ago, thanks to a drunken Jarhead trying to climb Mount Savage while so drunk he wouldn't know me from --well, I won't even go there, as it is my new policy to not post anything that would outrage or upset my grandchildren
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Damn I need some grandchildren too if this really works! How much do they charge for the starter-kit?Savage wrote:I fell outa bed a few mos ago, thanks to a drunken Jarhead trying to climb Mount Savage while so drunk he wouldn't know me from --well, I won't even go there, as it is my new policy to not post anything that would outrage or upset my grandchildren
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Covered in cuts and hungover as hell. Successful mid summer.
Nobody has any idea where I got these from.
Nobody has any idea where I got these from.
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To me, when nobody has any idea, it proves it wasn't memorable and I probably tripped and fell or something. boooooBur wrote:Covered in cuts and hungover as hell. Successful mid summer.
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Two thousand for the ring, ten thousand for an extravagant ceremony, and your balls!oettinger wrote:Damn I need some grandchildren too if this really works! How much do they charge for the starter-kit?Savage wrote:I fell outa bed a few mos ago, thanks to a drunken Jarhead trying to climb Mount Savage while so drunk he wouldn't know me from --well, I won't even go there, as it is my new policy to not post anything that would outrage or upset my grandchildren
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Hey, I just celebrated my first one of those! Got a nice long sliver of glass in the ball of my foot, I'm assuming from my disdain of shoes.Bur wrote:Covered in cuts and hungover as hell. Successful mid summer.
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Making my own city lights out of bourbon and the stars of a barroom fight.
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Re: drinking injuries...
Weirdly, I'm pretty invincible when drunk.
Or at least I think I am...
Or at least I think I am...
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Here's one for you. Got severely wasted, to a point when i passed out while walking. Fell flat, right on my face. You can only imagine how well my face looked after that! Ever seen a zombie movie? I looked a bit like it.
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Hammered in Lordly proportions at the campfire at my cabin. We have two fire rings stacked one on top of the other for cooking, then we take the top one off for campfires. Usually we place the upper fire ring out of the way. We'd started drinking early that day, around 8 am at the trout stream so we just flipped the upper one right beside the lower one. We'll remember it's there. What could go wrong. Fast forward about 4 hours and I forget. Did you ever forget? Happened to me. Tripped on the upper fire ring and went face first into the damn thing.
At least I have a nice scar and I can do Halloween this year as Tyrion Lannister.
At least I have a nice scar and I can do Halloween this year as Tyrion Lannister.
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Re: drinking injuries...
that reminds me of a story my friend told me (he had moved to Oklahoma from here when this happened). so he was out in the woods and everyone is drinking around a fire well he put the whole bottle down, and basically can no longer walk so he is just laying on the ground and rolled over right into the fire. that really must have sucked, and i bet was a fast way to undrunk up.
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^^^ those remember me of the so called "white nights" in St Petersburg, russia. Might be the same time of the year. Way back a russian friend told me about these. Everyone in town gets shitfaced and in the ambulance you find people with axes sticking in their heads etc, because drunk russians love to fight and such...
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It better was.givemesomepils wrote:that reminds me of a story my friend told me (he had moved to Oklahoma from here when this happened). so he was out in the woods and everyone is drinking around a fire well he put the whole bottle down, and basically can no longer walk so he is just laying on the ground and rolled over right into the fire. that really must have sucked, and i bet was a fast way to undrunk up.
Hey skunk I also fell asleep once while walking home. Woke up in a ditch down the road. It`s a longer story I surely posted about, I may dig it up sometime.
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