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Which MDM Poster?

My Real Job: Getting LOADED (I'm partial to this)
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14%
The 86 Rules of Boozing
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43%
Wanna Drink All the Time? Come to Booze Town!
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No votes
Stay Out, Twelve Stepper!
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No votes
Welcome to Booze Town
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14%
The Blackout Brigade
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29%
undrunkenness's Danger Signals
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No votes
 
Total votes: 14
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shawnonious
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Post by shawnonious »

Hey all. I'm gonna get myself the perfect MDM poster to hang up for parties, and really, any drinking night (every night) I have in the apartment. I'm really split as to what to buy. Right now, I only want to buy one, then I'll move down the list eventually. Let's say, this poll closes Monday morning at midnight CST! I'm partial to "Now it's time for my real job!", just because it will inspire me every night, but pick as you will.
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Post by Palinka (RIP) »

If you don’t already have it then it must be your first purchase.

The 86 Rules of Boozing

We old-timers went to war over that one. Some asshat tried to pass it off as his own work; instead we worked him over!

It is an essential part of any Modern Drunkardist's home decor. Buy it now!
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Post by shawnonious »

God damimt. Palinka willed it. Let me undrunk up and see what the poll ends up saying. If I get beat out by 86 rules, so be it. Following THAT will be Time for my real job.
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They're all classic, I'd go with boozetown
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Post by oettinger »

I got "stay outside 12 stepper" and especially "another day in hell", greeting me every monday morning
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Legalize The Weed [x]
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Post by Smatter Noguts »

Aw, jeez. Rules again?
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Post by Patchez »

86 Rules. All your young drinking buddies should memorize these.
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Post by shawnonious »

I think it's blatantly obvious. 86 rules of boozing will be posted on my apartment door. I think I'll put it on the inside. Next order will be the stay out 12 steppers, to be posted on my outside door.
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Post by MEAT! »

Hell, I'd basically forgot about the board until I looked up from a barstool a few weeks ago and seen the 86 rules poster staring back at me from the far wall. That one should always come first
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Post by Screwball »

peetie44 wrote:Legalize The Weed [x]

I 2nd it!



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Post by shawnonious »

86 rules came in today. I'm gonna pick it up from mail center I take my mail to on thursday when I'm over there
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