The league of incredible drunk gentleman
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- John Barleycorn
- Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof
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Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
I'm not incredible. I'm just incredibly drunk. I think I'll join that league.
Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
Welcome indeed.John Barleycorn wrote:I'm not incredible. I'm just incredibly drunk. I think I'll join that league.
So far we got:
Dr Kraken Doom, the nauseous rum spider of evil
Drunk Plumber Man, with the amazing power of smashing furniture!
OOznick, the man possesed by irrelevant commentary. He will comment your wedding for 5 bucks 30 btw
Urine Stone Man. Man, machine, thirsty man! His call is "flush"!
Blacked out Jim, a powerfull force against the evil memory!
Nice one man, his drinking force created the bastard son of australia, trasdinkya
Ban Man, Banning vodka from his jars since ever. Jar-head!
Work out man, Pumping gin watching your yard, pumping another one btw
Rampage Man, The master of style and lots of blood, yours and his in fact...
Pistol Patch, who has the abbility to drink three three dollar rabbits
Together we fight the evil Professor Undrunk and his anti-smoking nazi bunch
He also doesn`t like salty and fatty food...
Lets drink this fucker to death!
Drink!
- mistah willies
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Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
oettinger wrote:Welcome indeed.John Barleycorn wrote:I'm not incredible. I'm just incredibly drunk. I think I'll join that league.
So far we got:
Dr Kraken Doom, the nauseous rum spider of evil
Drunk Plumber Man, with the amazing power of smashing furniture!
OOznick, the man possesed by irrelevant commentary. He will comment your wedding for 5 bucks 30 btw
Urine Stone Man. Man, machine, thirsty man! His call is "flush"!
Blacked out Jim, a powerfull force against the evil memory!
Nice one man, his drinking force created the bastard son of australia, trasdinkya
Ban Man, Banning vodka from his jars since ever. Jar-head!
Work out man, Pumping gin watching your yard, pumping another one btw
Rampage Man, The master of style and lots of blood, yours and his in fact...
Pistol Patch, who has the abbility to drink three three dollar rabbits
Together we fight the evil Professor Undrunk and his anti-smoking nazi bunch
He also doesn`t like salty and fatty food...
Lets drink this fucker to death!
HAHAHAHAHAAA!
That
is
fucking
excellent
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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- Inebriate Savant
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Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
that is why I think we should give this one another go around.mistah willies wrote: That
is
fucking
excellent
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." hunter s. thompson god rest his soul
Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
Why not?
I am Passport-Man!
I`ll pass out after every other bottle of port-wine. My ingredients are highly elegal and my effects best kept a secret.
I am Passport-Man!
I`ll pass out after every other bottle of port-wine. My ingredients are highly elegal and my effects best kept a secret.
Drink!
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- Inebriate Savant
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Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
I'm the human volcano
I have the power to erupt a flow of stomach bile after any 750ml of vodka.
I have the power to erupt a flow of stomach bile after any 750ml of vodka.
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." hunter s. thompson god rest his soul
- ThirstyDrunk
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Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
I can fart my skeleton out of my body.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
I knew I`ve seen him before: He is spineless drunk-skull!ThurstonDrunk wrote:I can fart my skeleton out of my body.
Here is his evil castle of joy n fun
Left to right:
Side secret flask leds out onto piss ledge. More info about smoking inside drawn on the interior.
Optional "More" display.
Additional option for two handles:
Drink comes out, empty go in.
Drink!
- Lush City
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Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
Vodka gives me X-Ray vision.
Hot dog! Wonder Woman. Sometimes you don't need it though.
Hot dog! Wonder Woman. Sometimes you don't need it though.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
- Mr. Viking
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Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
I have the power of gravity. I can fall to the floor quicker than any natural man
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
- Rev. Dead Corpse
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Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
Mr. Malapert.
No ones really sure how I got here, or how to make me leave, but at least I'm free with the bottle I brought...
No ones really sure how I got here, or how to make me leave, but at least I'm free with the bottle I brought...
<insert something profound here>
Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
That`s funny.Mr. Viking wrote:I have the power of gravity. I can fall to the floor quicker than any natural man
How about Gravity Man doesn`t fall down, he has the power of turning the world by 90 degrees? Then everyone is standing flat on their stupid faces MUHAHAHA!!!!
Drink!
Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
I got a new power, I am Commander Pass Out. I have the power to outlseep wars!
Drink!
- Lush City
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Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
This all comes down to who can drink the most and still fuck Wonder Woman.
Are you up to it? Wow! What an orgasm that must have been?
Are you up to it? Wow! What an orgasm that must have been?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: The league of incredible drunk gentleman
That`s not Superman, we all know Superman has a crush on Batman
Drink!