BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZEEERyanOwens wrote:Good evening, fellow drunks. My name is Ryan and although I hail from New Brunswick, Canada, I live now in Ottawa. I look forward to speaking with and meeting you all.
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- Mr. Viking
- Hooching Like Hemingway
- Posts: 3947
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"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Post often.
Post drunk.
Post drunk often.
Cheers and welcome aboard.
I'll have a single malt, any islay will do.
Post drunk.
Post drunk often.
Cheers and welcome aboard.
I'll have a single malt, any islay will do.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
If I have vodka around me, it is imbibed and metabolized immediately. So, alas, no.oettinger wrote:Welcome to the board Jordo!
Remember: Post often, post drunk, post drunk often.
New one buys around here. Skip the beers for me though, say, do you have any vodka left?
That said, I always get the first round or two of drinks when joining comrades, so if the opportunity arises, double stoli's, straight, on me, guys! :-D
Enjoy it. Destroy it.
- Lush City
- Chugging Like Churchill
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Ryan, welcome! We'll all have a jolly good time!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
- DrunkerJunker
- Tippler
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- Location: Sonoma County CA
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
I am a long time listener first time caller. Been lurking this board for years figured it was time to join in. I know new guy buys so grab one on me.
- ThirstyDrunk
- Juicing Like Jackie
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grab a seat DrunkJunker, come on in. I'll have a pail Maker's Mark, and another pail of Pabst. The big pail.DrunkerJunker wrote:I am a long time listener first time caller. Been lurking this board for years figured it was time to join in. I know new guy buys so grab one on me.
Cheers!
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
- Mr. Viking
- Hooching Like Hemingway
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then chuck the pail across the road..... splooosh
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
- Lush City
- Chugging Like Churchill
- Posts: 5088
- Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:55 pm
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Welcome, Drunker Junker.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Wlecome aboard DJ!
Post Drunk.
Post Often.
Post Drunk Often.
I'll have a bomber of something craft and a Laugavulin16 in a boiler maker.
Post Drunk.
Post Often.
Post Drunk Often.
I'll have a bomber of something craft and a Laugavulin16 in a boiler maker.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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You'd fit right in with this mob, Patchez.Patchez wrote:...I'll have a bomber...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
"Deck him!" Did I get that right? Hilarious!Palinka wrote:You'd fit right in with this mob
Drink!
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After further watching P.`s link I`ll have an "afterbirth". Thanks and welcome.
Drink!
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I gotta remember the titty song. Loved that.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Thanks everyone for the very warm and gracious welcome. I've not posted as much as I'd hoped -- nor have I drunk as much as I'd hoped (though I've drunk well enough I suppose). Looking forward to getting to know you all even a bit better.
New to The Pub
First post...thanks for having me. I'll sit with my back to the wall a bit and learn the cadence.
Qualifications:
Scotch - Single Malt
Whiskey - Single Barrel
Vodka - Erases my memory
Wine - Big Read Heavy Merlot
Beer - Texas Breweries unless it's St. Patrick's day
Slainte'
Qualifications:
Scotch - Single Malt
Whiskey - Single Barrel
Vodka - Erases my memory
Wine - Big Read Heavy Merlot
Beer - Texas Breweries unless it's St. Patrick's day
Slainte'