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Re: I am validated.

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I only need 1 more stamp on my parking pass, thanks.
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Savage wrote:My dentist says I need a crown. At last, someone agrees with me.
I had chewed tobacco for years like Copenhagen. Right where I used to pack it the tooth in direct contact decided to die. I was given a crown but the stump was too short to attach it. Had to go to an oral surgeon to expose more of the root in the jawbone so the crown could be attached. Needless to say I stopped pinching tobacco.
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Lush City wrote:oral surgeon
This makes me think of bangkok and Mai Tai`s
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I have more gold teeth than a Thai hooker. In fact, some where in TBPPOS there is a gold crown my beloved dentist removed, and replaced with some kind of new composite or whatever. See, for years, the dentists told me I need a tooth-colored crown, but over the years, they all eventually crumbled. Finally, I said, damn. I have a small mouth--I'm not Mary Tyler Moore. No one but my dentist can see my molars. Give me metal! But, apparently, recent improvements in replacement toothy stuff have occurred.
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Savage wrote:...Give me metal!...
I don't think that would be a good look for you, Dear Lady S...

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Diamonds are a Girls best Friend.

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Palinka wrote:
Savage wrote:...Give me metal!...
I don't think that would be a good look for you, Dear Lady S...

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As I said, I have a small mouth, and I would never get a gold front tooth. Curse the English side of my ancestry, that gives me crumbly teeth!
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Rev. Dead Corpse wrote:Diamonds are a Girls best Friend.

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Hmm, that I kinda like. As soon as I win the lottery...
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Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....

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Playing, "I've got your nose!" with babies, is much more fun if you are a Plastic Surgeon.
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I would like to say what's on my mind but I will be censored, somehow. I'll try to keep it mild. My statement is 3% of the population is now dictating morality to the 97% and many are going along with it putting pressure on those that resist on moral grounds. Is this freedom and liberty? Are you free to practice your religion or beliefs? That's all I'm saying for now. So everyone ignore this post.
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OOOPS, got plastered with my father. Went to the bathroom at the bar, puked, and returned . He went to piss,
somebody puked up the bathroom. Thought it was me and laughed. Uhhh, n...no .. w...wasnt me.... totally not
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My nuts itch.

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Screwball wrote:My nuts itch.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em...

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Hope I don't wake up sick tomorrow morning. How's that for concerns. Crap! Drink that away right now.
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Fucktards

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Are among us and buying them drinks doesn't help. Guess I'm one of them
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