K, I know I haven't been around as much as I used to be, BUT--I come home, and there are so few frequently updated threads that it vexes me! Please tell me that I am just hallucinogenning, and that it is after 5 am and that I can't see straight.
Merci beaucoup.
Are we HERE?!
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Are we HERE?!
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
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Don't threaten us with your crazy Canadian moon language.Two Hearted wrote: Merci beaucoup.
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Re: Are we HERE?!
The reason that there are so few "frequently updatrd" threads is that whilst you've been away there has been a rejigging of the Midern Drunkard Board (as you may have noticed). This means that there are new forums, new sub-forums and, therefore, a lot of new threads.
You'd be far better off waiting until you have some free time, buying yourself a handle (1.75ml) of you favourite hooch, or making a huge pitcher of your favourite cocktail(s), (and grabbing some nibbles, if that's your thing), sitting down in front of your computer, to plough through all the new stuff, and thereby bring yourself completely "up-to-speed".
Once you have brought yourself "up-to-speed", keep yourself "on-track" by making regular visits (it's always a pleasure to see you when you make one of your, increasingly rare, visits (which brings up the question that you could visit and post more often, making yourself part of the solution to your perceived problem).
You'd be far better off waiting until you have some free time, buying yourself a handle (1.75ml) of you favourite hooch, or making a huge pitcher of your favourite cocktail(s), (and grabbing some nibbles, if that's your thing), sitting down in front of your computer, to plough through all the new stuff, and thereby bring yourself completely "up-to-speed".
Once you have brought yourself "up-to-speed", keep yourself "on-track" by making regular visits (it's always a pleasure to see you when you make one of your, increasingly rare, visits (which brings up the question that you could visit and post more often, making yourself part of the solution to your perceived problem).
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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WOW. Allrighty then, hon. Will re-consider.Palinka wrote:The reason that there are so few "frequently updatrd" threads is that whilst you've been away there has been a rejigging of the Midern Drunkard Board (as you may have noticed). This means that there are new forums, new sub-forums and, therefore, a lot of new threads.
You'd be far better off waiting until you have some free time, buying yourself a handle (1.75ml) of you favourite hooch, or making a huge pitcher of your favourite cocktail(s), (and grabbing some nibbles, if that's your thing), sitting down in front of your computer, to plough through all the new stuff, and thereby bring yourself completely "up-to-speed".
Once you have brought yourself "up-to-speed", keep yourself "on-track" by making regular visits (it's always a pleasure to see you when you make one of your, increasingly rare, visits (which brings up the question that you could visit and post more often, making yourself part of the solution to your perceived problem).
shit.
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
--Smatter
--Smatter
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Put me in a witness protection project. Case o beer, two bottles of good schnapps and two packs of marls a day make me say anything
Drink!
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Best to step back in without the homework, I says.
Welcome back, darlin'!
Welcome back, darlin'!
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I think I'm here but sometimes I'm wrong and I'm really there.
I'll miss you, pallie.
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Your honour, I reset my case of beer, surprise witness No 39 lost our attention againBeerMakesMeSmart wrote:I think I'm here but sometimes I'm wrong and I'm really there.
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I ain't here and I have never been here.
Capisce?
You better if ya know what's good for ya.
Capisce?
You better if ya know what's good for ya.
Re: Are we HERE?!
I'm not here. If the wife, asks I never come here. Here is not the reason I woke up on the floor Tuesday morning.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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Ah, the old "so Drunk I missed the bed" Monday night.Patchez wrote:I'm not here. If the wife, asks I never come here. Here is not the reason I woke up on the floor Tuesday morning.
Been a while but I damn sure been there...but not here(wink..wink...a nudge is as good as a wink to a blind bat).
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Once you're here, you're here forever.
At least in our memories.
Scratch that, odds are you're not here in our thoughts, unfortunately.
At least in our memories.
Scratch that, odds are you're not here in our thoughts, unfortunately.
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Wherever you go, there you are.
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